André Toulon

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I might need a hunk of silver too but I like to live on the edge

Omfg, he legit says this shit😭😆😭😆😭

No

Nevermind, we'll see.

Well, the whole idea is this works in monthly arcs...so I guess I have to feed you to the ASMBeast Friday...dang, and I liked him too.

I probably should have asked who all is actually playing but I guess whoever submits will be my answer

Surrounding you are others whom have suffered the same fate. Unbeknownst to you, these are now both your only friends and your biggest obstacles. A shadowy figure emerges....it's me, Budelouse (look, I'm an evil island shaman, give me a break)...I am either your savior or the determiner of your fate....the choice is yours. This place is truly just a resting place for the devourer. And he hungers....he shall feast upon each of you, except the one deemed worthy. The chosen one shall inhabit my vessel and be enslaved to feed the wretched beast....some say a fate worse than becoming it's excrement. WAIT. It speaks to me....it requires a task to be done. The nature of this beast is the unfulfilled heart of the now forgotten ASMB, and it's obscure yet lingering memories torment it to no end. You may ask why you would help such a beast, and the answer is the alternative is death. You are always welcomed this option. It demands that you, new denizens of The Mound (that's what we're calling this shit today) go forth, and create it an AI art rendering of Harvey Birdman forced into prostitution. Whomever successfully presents this image in such a way to ease the beast's pain will be safe from being devoured....anyone one else is subject to be dinner.....Good luck. OFFICIAL RULES: 1. You are only allowed to use Craiyon for this challenge to put everyone on equal ground. No using wonder or any other premium app that will obviously yield better results. https://www.craiyon.com/ 2. You have until Friday at....6pm CST to make your submissions. 3. You must also include the prompt you used to generate that image as it may be hilarious and sway the vote in your favor. 4. Choose only 1 picture from the collage to submit. 5. Just kind of a tip....Harvey get you crap, Harvey birdman, get some ok results, Harvey Birdman attorney at law allows it to more accurately find what you want. 6. Simply submit the image and prompt here and they will be consolidated into the voting thread Saturday. After the gods have chosen immunity, the chopping block will be put up. This may get edited....I tried to touch bases with others but fuck it, pulling the trigger.....GO!!!!

Sorry about imposing, guys but I'm just here to shamelessly plug a little experiment we're doing. A survicor game on the UEMB. It's in the BETA stage, so some guinea pigs...Test subjuscts....slaves...volunteers are needed. https://unevenedge.com/forum/74-challenges/ Your Saturday night is covered....Here's something for your Sunday... Thank you and I return you to you regularly scheduled programming.

I figured that's what he was talking about but I just don't like playing along when he tries to move the goalposts...I just stick around for the predictable show.

I added the calendar but haven't posted events yet. Tomorrow I will officially set out the weeks challenge and add to it periodically just to see how it goes. After the initial event, we can tweak anything that didn't go as planned.

The....what.

Is a public road private property? No...then that's stupid. A restaurant can totally do that...your local Applebee's might not, but a local mom and pop might and they can because...private property. No one is looking at you shitty pins unless you mean that huge gaudy one that you use in your drag pics....But even then, they'll just think you're special. If it's that big and says pro life....well, again...up to the store and it's management. See, your problem is you want free speech that imposes an agenda....a political one...and you have ever right to support that agenda just as everyone else has a right not to be assaulted by it. If you're so good at ignoring things, then you should be well over this by now. But we all know why you're really here, and pretty soon you'll be back to square one.

So when I did it, it said this user can only return if invited, so I had to reinvite myself but I'm not sure if that only applies if you've been booted once...I'm not sure if people can just walk in now. If anyone has an alt that I haven't invited, I suppose they could test it out.

So each week I'll develop a scenario, members can act it out or whatever, I mean the challenges are really the only reason to actually post here but I figured I'd y'all wanted to larp a deserted island thing, I could try being more creative but as it stands, I post a challenge sunday, you have until Friday to submit your entry. Hopefully between Friday night and Saturday night, you I and mthor will have picked immunity by then even if one of us isn't there, just the 2 will do...just as long as it's not one person seeming biased. Sunday the poll goes up, the vote, we eliminate someone/ones and post a new challenge. Each month will get us about 4 challenges but like this month is short, if it were live, I'd just condense it and put more people on the chopping block at once. After the last challenge, we determine the winner and they can host or decline. If they host, then I'll get on the island. Which is why I had to nerf the being removed from the group thing since I can't. That's basically what we've got. Also we were talking about special ranks for the winner and I was thinking of maybe digital gift card reward for say the person who wins after so many rounds...ya know, if this actually snowballs into a thing. The gift card thing is me...no one else has mentioned that

I mean...I guess you can play and judge...I haven't really explored that in my head to see if it would fuck up along the way.

So as far a judges, like the first challenge is going to be to create ai art, wish sponges would quit lurking but whatever, we will just pick which one we like the best and that user can't be voted off when the other members vote for their favorite...no voting for yourself.

No one is being removed, you just can't vote or participate

You obviously aren't aware of my feelings on coffee. I was thinking more of dude being chased by a Chihuahua or some shit....I'll go look myself because I'm not great at articulating what's in my head all the time...but if I get bored I'll just use one of those.

But where do I change that...in any of my edit club setting, I can do everything except change the read only this as far as I can see. But so far its fine, and the whole being kind cked out of the group just to rejoin thing seemed cumbersome, so they just won't be able to vote or participate in challenges once voted of. During conception it seemed like a nifty thing to do, but now it just seems needless.

Fan art usually sucks .....oh, you're still talking about the hats? We already told you...it's making a political statement..One that they didn't want to promote on their premises or force any other patrons to endure. If it said pro choice, they would have done the same thing....Some of us aren't on a perpetual crusade to hivemind the world. Now stop playing dumb.

Ok so I'll pencil you in as judge 1.

Ok so @1pooh4u do you wanna play or judge

Each series will extend over whatever month it is, so if you don't win (win what?) You aren't out, every thing resets at the start of a new month. Which is why I'm working with the calendar thingy. Participation is not really mandatory, but if you advance and suddenly stop playing, you may be eliminated just to make room for others who didn't. Can't win it if you're not in it (win whaaaaaaat?) And for my last note of the night, I was thinking that maybe the winner (😡😠😡😠😡) also becomes host the next round....now if no one wants the responsibility, I'll just do it but I'm just thinking about ways to mix things up....so those of you who accepted the invite, if you're still interested, I'll get to work making some user friendly challenges and see how I want to deal with the voting system.