André Toulon

To be honest, I'm not good at giving instructions or delegating authority so I always wind up doing shit myself and wording it the way it formulated in my head....not in an instructive manner

....it's a laxative? That.....can't be right.

I have to find out if magnesium sulfate is salt....I'm going through my cabinet now just to see how this would turn out.

Pat kinda fucked him up with the source thing....he literally has never used those and no one is ever saying the ridiculous shit he says anywhere other than in his head.

Sigh, not literally...there's some breakdown of how this works somewhere in here....not really wanting to type it out... especially since I can't remember what's been changed

This feels like a really racist attempt at a joke. Thanks for showing me that Monday means,, Astro.

Ok well there is a discussion thread and several others just to shit post...this one is for the actual submissions. We'll feed you to the beast Sunday but otherwise, just poke in and have fun doing whatever

Ok, bye ghostie. Maybe next time. Do you want me to remove you or would you like to discuss and observe.

I mean, this challenge has a cheat code, I'm not sure how no one has used it yet

Ok, so y'all not about to drag that shit here so I'ma lock this and you 2 can jump in PMs or some shit. So I'm going to lock this for your sake Gemini because you're still in the game and you actually play. Nabs, if you can't keep it in your pants, I'ma just boot you and bring you back when the new season starts....but you likely only came here to post at Gemini and that's not what this is about....again, this ain't TD

No salt Is cool I suppose

This can go here

I'm not to picky on edible since some people eat soap....but soap doesn't come with nuti...well, does it have ingredients.... I guess soap counts if it does.

Ok, rice or pasta it is...I guess produce should count...like lettuce, but then I have to do research and shit....so if that's what you go with I guess it'll pass....there's like 6 people left or so? Not trying to make it harder than it has to be so we'll see what flies.... shenanigans are welcome....might net the win.....I mean the judges are Pooh, mthor and I guess I'll let Katt judge this one and I'll just sit over here observing since I got eaten

So again I will state board rules apply and you are not allowed to stalk, flame, or drag your ongoing drama here. Can't play nice, can't play.

Mostly, but I didn't specify it couldn't be from the internet....it's like a scavenger hunt you should be able to do at home, I was hoping

I'm talking about literally going to your cabinet and just finding something that says it has no salt....even just snap a pic at a grocery store....I just don't want intent pics...I should say that in the op

Sated momentarily by your sacrifice, the ASMBeast is pleased, but still it hungers...and it also "thirsts". Yes, the beast has a date and wants to show his lady a good time. Who would date such a fiend? Well it seems he managed to woo the infamous Faye Valentine and it was just like that, love was in the air. alas his composition is that of a slug inside and it can ingest no sodium and poor Faye has climbing blood pressure issues....life of a bounty hunter is not without it's stress Go forth, and find me an edible item with 0 sodium (this includes all other names for salt) in the nutritional facts/ingredients. The most unique submission will be spared... I'm thinking the tastiest option would be the best but don't be afraid to think outside of the box. And no screenshots....check your cabinets pls. I await your return. ......and before you ask, the salt from devouring humans doesn't harm him because reasons😠 BONUS POINTS IF YOU CAN TELL ME HOW YOU'D PREPARE IT.

The poll is closed, the following members are here by removed from participation and voting.... because they are dead....fucking dead, man... devoured...fubar. RIP, Stilgar, Buddy, the annoying one, dragonsigner, and nabs. Good luck to the survivors.

So just an update as to w.... nevermind, let me check something first.

2 hours and it'll lock anyway, but it's still funny.

Everyone can see the poll, stop reacting to every shit stain crap he does. Also, it's funny because the 2 votes I got one is from him, the other is from myself...I voted for myself after saying not to because I couldn't actually vote for actual players. So he really just wasted his vote trying to be disruptive.

I'ma go with Gary Neumann because that's the only thing I recognize. Oh and staying home sad sacking...done that a time or two but I don't wanna pick that

He does...We kicked it in Inglewood once.