André Toulon

Probably lasagna

I won't talk shit until I get this audio edit done. I'm building lyric around packard rn, then I just need to steal a tune.

I think it's Janet Jackson.... it's all for you or something. It was playing in the grocery store and it won't go away

Soooo, both of the kids are at work today...I have the house to myself... But I'm achy and cold....it's already 90 outside and I don't even have the AC on....omw to being fucking sick.

See, this is why people think I'm you

Gatdammit, stop stealing my jokes. Took me forever to find that song and here you come

Finally, someone I know

Im about to delete Temu....drunk girl and my niece are obsessed with these "free" prizes but it's like they are too stubborn to see the shit is rigged....of course you got the bonus....but you won't win unless you bring them new sacrifices.....they'll give you a little bit of fish food or whatever for constantly harassing me to accept you damn request, but it'll never be enough.....it'll stop giving you anything and tell you that you have to get some number of new users and you get the prizes when they get the app. I'm just sick of thinking someone has something to say to me just to see these two thirsty for Chinese crapolla.

Erererere.... It's your birthday

This seems like a strange kink, but it's cool

It's a jar,His name is Letmesolo her and yes https://unevenedge.com/topic/59789-let-me-solo-herhim/

Ifkr😱 Most savage shit ever

Yes

Heading into joan is awful Loch Henry....I was ok, but I feel like it ended really shitty and I don't know what happens to Pia. I had to piss and missed something. If someone wants to pm me that and save me from watching the last 20 minutes or so against that'll be great Edit, nevermind....Google did it for me

Ok.....this is getting hard to watch but seriously bro....wtf did you think would happen *Finishes episode* Ok, I can see why you think this is gonna work. You're thinking I won't do shit because it's a 2 man ship, buuuuuuut. Anyway, on to loch Henry.....BUT I WILL be in TD spoilering this one later, because see....you were fucking dumb and I feel like.....just, nevermind, there's a lot about beyond the sea I want to revisit

If you need security, or just a guy to say yes ma'am when you're famous, you know how to find me.

Oh shit, that was lupin. I didn't even read that post, I was just replying to vamped and have no clue how I got kudasai out of it. I gotta stop coming here first thing in the morning, and I was pretty baked because I didn't have shit to do today except go to the Dr.

Wuzzat

Well, mazey day sucked...beyond the sea it is

Kudz said she can't get that paper on the block and he ain't putting up with no ho that can't get on that stroll. He's on that pimp shit....he owns a goddamned massage table or some shit....regular dudes don't have those. *Thinks back....he did tell us his dad wanted to borrow his massage table to knock some trim down, didn't he*

White window

So I was watching Demon 79 and I had already noticed that all the episodes start at the credits which means someone else who uses this account already watched it.....I just assumed it's the person who pays for it until my daughter walks in and goes "hey, I knew I had recently heard that song, I just watched this". Apparently one of her friends has her watching it but she's skipping around....she said I need to watch shut up and dance....I said I gotta get though season 6 first so she says she's only seen 3 of them.....at first I was like ok, come watch it with me, but then I thought "eh, some awkward shit happens in these and I don't know if I want to watch it with her" so I kept my mouth shut.... But since we're both home today, meh....what the hell. They've watched way worse. I used to keep them sheltered but it's just fucking impossible so at least we get to roast this shit. I'm mostly avoiding dongs and vjays, and when we watched LD+R, we ran into that honey badger episode and she was done after that so a heads up to peepees would be nice.....that said, bout to watch mazez or some shit

I FUCKED A POLAR BEAR🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lmfao, they didn't waste any time next round