André Toulon

Sawdy got you too huh?

Boo

The game was tied going into kickoff XD

I want french toast

You knew I would reply sarcastically yet you set me up to reply sarcastically and then appear upset that I did exactly that. I'm not following the logic but I know the payoff must be grand so enjoy...ya got me.

I'm leaving it there

Yes...the band I didn't know was Body Cunt

Great, now my mouth is on fire and I'm itchy now

Bambi fucked up my Delta 88...I'm still kinda salty.

Tried the new Mexican place again...I ordered a chilli relleno... I've gotten these almost everywhere and they are made with Anaheim peppers... usually not that hot....but this one is raping my face. I will power through but I won't be happy

I wasn't going to do this but the last time a dream disturbed me this much it came true. Also, I often make threads about my dreams so some may know that I actually think my dreams a also peeks into alternate Buddy's lives. I'll keep this short....I was at a concert...I don't know who the group was or why I was even there but as the show was about to start, one of the band members gets into it with a cop, blows his fucking brains out and the crowd cheers. The disturbing part was that while I don't like cops at all, I don't really wish anyone get splattered just for doing their job. But the buddy in this dream was ecstatic...cops like Derek Chauvin, yeah... I'd laugh if someone iced him, but this dude was just telling the guy to stay on stage or some shit. Now the last thing is....I don't know why it's bothering me so much...is my subconscious trying to tell me something...am I actually this awful that I'm amused by shit like that....am I lying to myself? Anyway, I figure it's not going to stop bothering me until I get it off my chest and like I said before....this place gets a lot of my dumb shit because wtf are y'all gonna do. I'll try to have better dreams tonight.... I actually had another dream I wanted to bring up but it'll take way more typing than I care to do after this

Pooh or katt can splice it out when they have time if you ask. I'll take the fall for this one...I can never let shit go.

That was an after thought...I don't think that was directed at you. But doomer, you add these global intentions to rather benign acts. Did you know it actually legal to go tits out in Oklahoma...totally fucking legal. They do it quite often at the lake here but usually after dark and in the parts of the park that stay open after dark because of kids, but if you go out there and tell a woman she might want to cover up or some man might think she's coming on to him, I guarantee the rednecks will tattoo your ass for it. I'm not trying to vilify you here....but you seriously might wanna get out more.

Well, I'm cis and hetero and if I saw a woman with her tits out my first thoughts would be she's hot AF (from the temperature...I hate i needed to come back and edit this in lest we go further), or she's tweaking...but we've led very different lives....at no point would I think she wants me to ravage her.....Unless we were in an intimate setting, and not even at her house, drinking a beer is an intimate setting unless we are dating. It's just odd that you automatically go there but it's whatever with me...I'm used to it now

Oh yeah...those things actually have stuff other than cartoons... maybe I will end up watching it.

Bout to take an anger nap. I was looking for Taos nap thread but apparently my eyes don't work

I'm glad you took the helm for this because I think doomer is mostly innocent in this but he's presenting it in a very odd way... After the baby thing, I'm just thinking he just kinda says things without thinking about how he comes off when he says it despite it coming from a completely innocent place.

I didn't get hot chocolate today in this 107 degree weather. Context being we got a new coffee machine in the office...some know how much I hate coffee and the dope friends that drink it. It's automatic and it has hot chocolate tho....I don't like making it but the machine does it for me. I used to talk shit all day when I was in the office about these junkies huddled around their black crack machine and how fucking absurd it is to drink that shit then go out in triple digits heat. But it has hot chocolate....so I sneak into the kitchen when no one is looking and make some.... sometimes making upwards of 6 cups in a day. Today I was in the warehouse....there's no hot chocolate in the warehouse....so here I am, heating up a package of swiss miss from 2018

Wat cmon

I didn't make this post 3 years ago when I joined Dollar shave club because I chalked it up to experience, but these are the worst razors ever. I quit the club instantly but had leftovers after I said fuck those and went back to buying Gillettes out of the Dollar store. Well being lazy I ran out of razors and was forced to break these out. You would think $40 for 6 razors and 30 refills was a good deal but the razor bases are cheap and the blade refills even cheaper....so far I've broken 8 of them just trying to get them out of the plastic holder they come in. They should just pop out but the mechanism that connects them to the base breaks consistently. I even looked online to see if I'm taking them out wrong but nope. The blades a weak and flimsy....I have to go over the same area like 4 times just to get results... They don't scar my face, despite this fo that's a plus....point is, I gotta go buy razors

I know I'm too old for this, but I kinda want to drop acid and find a club like Barracuda's from my 20s and just go on an adventure. ...those were the best nights...roaming the Gulf Coast with no destination in mind, randomly just laying on the beach in my undies because my stripper friends had beach front apartments. Going in 24 hour has stations and being mesmerized by the drink machine, having no fear of police or jail because diuuuuude, I'm fuuiuucked uuuuuup. But seriously, I wouldn't even enjoy it now.... I'd be all like "omg, what time it is...did i leave my fridge on? Guys take me home, I think my refrigerator is running" and then those words making me think I can run home, and then my friends dragging me back after I almost die running 30 yards because at this point in my life, my body has a very low tolerance for my bullshit.

That actually what I thought too...but the person I'm pretending you are had a habit of making accounts of old members and pretending they returned. But look...again, I'll leave you to it. If you would like to continue this, I can invite you to a mystery folder to give you my mystery in your mystery

Nah, the dumb ass pic in the post pics thread kinda gives the whole bit away, but I'm good....I have no reason to blow up the spot. 100% sure you were instantly ratted on so I'm hoping I'm actually confused....brain scramblies and shit.

You totally didn't but ok... I'll just be on my way.