André Toulon

Bout to take an anger nap. I was looking for Taos nap thread but apparently my eyes don't work

I'm glad you took the helm for this because I think doomer is mostly innocent in this but he's presenting it in a very odd way... After the baby thing, I'm just thinking he just kinda says things without thinking about how he comes off when he says it despite it coming from a completely innocent place.

Just a little effort and some spin....

Meanwhile, in Louisiana https://apnews.com/article/louisiana-wildfire-evacuation-4480702c29478bc8ee48b7108ac2c3ed EDIT: couldn't decide if I wanted to make a new thread for this but I'm not going to update it so I figured just add it as an afterthought to this one.... that's what it's going to be in reality anyway.

I didn't get hot chocolate today in this 107 degree weather. Context being we got a new coffee machine in the office...some know how much I hate coffee and the dope friends that drink it. It's automatic and it has hot chocolate tho....I don't like making it but the machine does it for me. I used to talk shit all day when I was in the office about these junkies huddled around their black crack machine and how fucking absurd it is to drink that shit then go out in triple digits heat. But it has hot chocolate....so I sneak into the kitchen when no one is looking and make some.... sometimes making upwards of 6 cups in a day. Today I was in the warehouse....there's no hot chocolate in the warehouse....so here I am, heating up a package of swiss miss from 2018

Wat cmon

Despite what people say about other wrestlers, I thought funk was gonna live forever

I didn't make this post 3 years ago when I joined Dollar shave club because I chalked it up to experience, but these are the worst razors ever. I quit the club instantly but had leftovers after I said fuck those and went back to buying Gillettes out of the Dollar store. Well being lazy I ran out of razors and was forced to break these out. You would think $40 for 6 razors and 30 refills was a good deal but the razor bases are cheap and the blade refills even cheaper....so far I've broken 8 of them just trying to get them out of the plastic holder they come in. They should just pop out but the mechanism that connects them to the base breaks consistently. I even looked online to see if I'm taking them out wrong but nope. The blades a weak and flimsy....I have to go over the same area like 4 times just to get results... They don't scar my face, despite this fo that's a plus....point is, I gotta go buy razors

I know I'm too old for this, but I kinda want to drop acid and find a club like Barracuda's from my 20s and just go on an adventure. ...those were the best nights...roaming the Gulf Coast with no destination in mind, randomly just laying on the beach in my undies because my stripper friends had beach front apartments. Going in 24 hour has stations and being mesmerized by the drink machine, having no fear of police or jail because diuuuuude, I'm fuuiuucked uuuuuup. But seriously, I wouldn't even enjoy it now.... I'd be all like "omg, what time it is...did i leave my fridge on? Guys take me home, I think my refrigerator is running" and then those words making me think I can run home, and then my friends dragging me back after I almost die running 30 yards because at this point in my life, my body has a very low tolerance for my bullshit.

That actually what I thought too...but the person I'm pretending you are had a habit of making accounts of old members and pretending they returned. But look...again, I'll leave you to it. If you would like to continue this, I can invite you to a mystery folder to give you my mystery in your mystery

I haven't heard that song in ages

Nah, the dumb ass pic in the post pics thread kinda gives the whole bit away, but I'm good....I have no reason to blow up the spot. 100% sure you were instantly ratted on so I'm hoping I'm actually confused....brain scramblies and shit.

You totally didn't but ok... I'll just be on my way.

Just....no recollection of God dam that's hot.

It come pre installed on phones now...I quickly deleted it.

BBQ beef sammiches.

Oh, I'm getting better.... I'm hella petty. When we both played on one PS4, he would let all of the controllers die, but I had mine that I kept charged .....he would then Go "daddy, can I use your controller" and me, not even playing the game would go "nah, sry kid...looks like you gotta charge yo shit" and i wouldn't let him play with it while it was charging because he had....has a bad habit of running off with the controller in his hand while its plugged up. Nope.

While patriarchal revenge is acceptable in some instances, hindering his ability to learn at school will just come back to bite me in the ass. Now what I have done is drank his last Powerade....I mean I'll just wind up buying more, but he will miss it just as I did my choco donuts.

I think I got a decent 5 tonight. When I yelled at my son to get off the game, he said it was just 11:45 (that's his way of being funny) and I had dozed off for what felt like an hour before he woke me up screaming at his mic so just being generous, let's say 10-3....what's that...5 hours? Winning. Now I'm gonna get on my game and yell at my mic to wake him up.... I kid, I barely use my mic anymore...I hate people

Dude, everything is a nap when you don't ever sleep 8 hours.

Usually a good place to start

Well, with the amount of reel and tiktoks I've seen of people professing that they don't shower daily, and some only weekly, I can see marketing changing if the 18-30 demo is buying less soap and more deodorants. It's gross, especially since these kids wear hoodies in the summer, but I'm sure nature will eliminate this trend. There is a reason people still take showers in prison, despite the looming spectre of rape.

Luuv and I had history and luuv was a very "it's your fault for engaging him" guy. Bucket and Astro were legit posting Jimmy Rebel songs and when he went to the mod folder to cry, I went for the neck....in the mod thread.

I had the general insurance...they suck