André Toulon

El tap. Kids haven't been here all week, but pull up when I'm bout to go get food

Conjecture, lecture of a porous texture.

I definitely hope he does...its always funny when he delves into subjects he woefully ignorant in.

Did you read the comments to that reel...Its actually pretty amazing to see just how many idiots proudly yell their stupidity from the rafters

So.....You think the sprinkler system used in a singular small, historic village to protect a tourist attraction is a feasible solution to the entirety of California. Pull out some of that arithmetic and tell me just how cost effective that would be. Here, I'll even save you some time...the village is about 140 square miles.... California is 165K square miles. Be sure to show your work.

Core memory unlocked....when I was a kid we moved from Cali to the South. I remember while taking a bath I told my mom I still feel soapy, how come i cant get all the soap off. She said "California has hard water, and its soft water down here so it still feels like the soap is on your skin"...being a kid, you just have to take shit at face value, even when it makes no sense. So here I am, 5am, toasted like a Quiznos sub and I'm like....wtf is hard/soft water....what did that even mean. Bout to google it and there better be results or I'm calling my mom and demanding answers.

Ok, just doing this because of the sad reacts....i dont actually have lung cancer, as far as i know...i was just being dramatic. But now I'm high and wanna make sure I didnt somehow sound serious

They'll be doing this shit tomorrow here. Its annoying af

I guess this is as good a place as any given the circumstances https://www.cnn.com/weather/live-news/texas-flooding-07-04-2025 Wonder if the great state of TX can expect FEMA relief

Tell me you're lonely without saying you're lonely

Woke up with my chest hurting...every breath i took was painful. I slept alllllllll day, pretty bummed that i now obviously have lung cancer. Now its CoD outside so i finally got up and my chest is fine....So did i learn anything....nah. Bout to load a bowl and play vidja games. Got some frozen burnt ends and meatballs

Burnt ends

Barilla bowl

Bro solved climate change with 3rd grade math...if yall don't start putting some respek on that man name 🪠🚽

Ah, the idiot heavy portfolio benefits the patient investor . Sadly, I cant even play rn