André Toulon

Did we lose a bet...i seriously thought this was Al Bundy until i squinted

You're just getting a regular like for that. Fkn radiohead 😤

Deep dish pizza. I gotta say, Aldi got a hit on these....wish they came in something other than pepperoni and sausage but its definitely fine. I could have put my own mushrooms on it but its already in the oven so meh

It was 80+ yesterday then it rained and dropped to 30s. Today has been around 63....so i haven't had to spend any money on warmth or cooling today🤷🏿‍♂️

Ever worked at a fast food joint and had to replace the soda in a fountain drink machine. Its a bag of syrup...like just thick ass sugar goop. It mixes "slightly" with the carbonated water, and boom...syrup drink. I would have to actually look, but I'm willing to blindly wager even Gatorade...the shit that tastes like there's less sugar, has more sugar than poptarts

Turkey sammich

My heart sank a little..but the damage has been done. Fk it, lets go

Ooh, so just a couple of years before they make you poop in a box and mail it ...fun times, but not the reason I ever thought I'd be mailing a turd.

I have been fkn missing out. Taking full advantage of this. I got a Dr appt at 10:45 and I'm going to celebrate immediately after

I figured it should be Michael but these mfers dont care...this is why i cant call prompt goofs artists...you dont just put out a shit product because you wanna be first

These mfers didn't even know it was a thing...just like me. But here we go... anything for a click. Really, getting rid of fact checkers was a brilliant move...people dont care about facts...just more slop, pls

Last day of roast...it was good I got some apple studel

Really? You know he's here, right... I'm high so I might be misinterpreting

So economic problems overshadow the need for healthy humans 🙄 If we leave the clocks alone we will reduce obesity and strokes....but the dow