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-Kudasai-

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Everything posted by -Kudasai-

  1. Wears a paper pirate hat on speed dates.
  2. Only goes to the Cheetah Lounge when they're serving chowder soup and iced tea.
  3. Asked a Cheetah Lounge dancer to bake him a coconut custard cream pie with whipped cream.
  4. Makes Mr. Hoonie dress up as Betty Boop and has him call him Grampy.
  5. Broke up with a woman because he found out that she was a GoBots fan and TAO is a hardcore Transformers fan.
  6. Has a YouTube channel where he critiques the acting in porno films.
  7. Goes to the strip club just for the food.
  8. Claims he can make 7 minute frosting in 7 seconds.
  9. Has Ghostrek feed him grapes one at time.
  10. I'm having spaghetti, fish sticks and 4 cheese texas toast tonight.
  11. The best version of Guile's theme
  12. If the customers didn't talk I probably would be successful as a cashier.
  13. Only dates women who own a game genie.
  14. Sleeps with a plushie of Karl Malden.
  15. Helped Mr Hoonie cause the cloudflare outage because he was still upset about not getting his angel food cake with 7 minute frosting from Cracker Barrel.
  16. Took a belt to Mr. Hoonie's backside after finding out that he caused the cloudflare outage.
  17. Probably still pursuing that pet shop cashier he was crushing on.
  18. Leftover chili mac and cheese and I'll be eating it again tomorrwo because I'm not cooking again till Wednesday.
  19. Was also at the Cracker Barrel that faithful day in fact was the customer who ordered the last angel food cake with 7 minute frosting.
  20. Was the manager at the Cracker Barrel and was working that day when classic swim was barking like a sea lion over not being able to get angel food cake with 7 minute frosting.
  21. Is taking Ghostrek to get his prostate examined.
  22. Used to send kudo bars to users instead of liking their posts on the old boards.
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