-Kudasai-

You know what I really hate? When you're cracking open eggs and a piece of egg shell falls in the fucking frying pan

Is serving Ghostrek some grandma's pie on Thanksgiving

Asked Disco to crochet him Popeye's Eugene the Jeep dog.

Lets take it a step further They have too many titles. If everyone's a champion then no one is a champion I'd get rid of the World Heavyweight title, the US Title, One of the Men's Tag Titles, and both of the women's midcard titles. Also the brand split needs to go it's not the 2000's anymore when it actually meant something.

Bacon, eggs, grits, toast and tang.

Also I might add the whole "barbershop experience" is fucking overrated. I'd rather spend the day at the Secretary of State office than hanging out at the barbershop.

I've always hated going to the barbershop. My dislike for barbers and the barbershop is the main reason why I started shaving my head. Best decision ever!

Did this to Mr Hoonie after one of his truffles came up missing

Video Stores > Streaming

Sidebar, I got somebody in trouble on ASMB when I posted the song in a thread and the guy didn't turn the volume down and his mom heard it, even though I posted a disclaimer

Driver's license photo is a picture of himself dressed in his Elvis pajamas.

Driver's License photo is a picture of herself singing karaoke.

80s cartoons > 90s cartoons

Got grounded for a month after feeding the chickens his parents "special" cookies.

Got grounded for three weeks after his parents caught him listening to the song "Sir Pyscho Sexy" by Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Batman (1989) 101 Dalmatians (1961) Fargo Who Framed Roger Rabbit Persepolis

Favorite insult is calling someone a hickory nut.

Has a YouTube channel dedicated to ostrich racing.

Trying to find the proper way to tell his pet platypus that's impossible to get along with him.

Cream of chicken with diced chicken, peas and carrots and egg noodles in the crockpot.

Told Mr. Hoonie it's hard to look him in the face when they're talking so it helps to have a mirror in the room.