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-Kudasai-

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Everything posted by -Kudasai-

  1. Makes Mr. Hoonie dry him off, one water droplet at time
  2. Installed a garbage disposal in his bathtub
  3. Mr. Hoonie washes his back in shower
  4. Wears a raincoat and goloshes in the shower
  5. Started a fight at a bingo hall
  6. Owns a chicken farm in Kenosha, Wisconsin
  7. Wants Ghostrek to learn self defense so he loaned him his Hong Kong Phooey DVDs
  8. Shaves people's heads for food
  9. Made a statue of Uncle Fester out of Farfalle pasta
  10. Can't get enough of TAO's artichoke milkshakes
  11. Was arrested for assualt and battery after she was caught beating eggs and whipping cream
  12. Can play AC/DC's "She Got Balls" on the recorder
  13. Will fight anyone who mispronunces foliage
  14. Used to think that Casper the Friendly Ghost lived in Casper, Wyoming
  15. I'm air frying some chicken breasts, rice, mashed potatoes and peas and carrots
  16. Owns a Komodo Dragon farm in Gurdon, Arkansas
  17. Summer weather in fall needs to get the fuck out of here. It's about to be October and I'm getting tired of seeing bugs buzzing around and fucking weirdos roaming around, enough of this shit, bring on the cold weather and kill all these bugs keep all these weirdos in the house.
  18. My first introduction to Superman
  19. Is wanted for questioning for the disappearance of Mr Hoonie in Kissimmee, Florida
  20. Makes Mr Hoonie scratch his ass when itchy
  21. Made the entire cast of Cheers out of Rigatoni pasta
  22. I do like the Famous Studios Popeye cartoons but they're nowhere near as good as the Fleischer studios cartoons.
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