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Broke his hand after he tried to squeeze open a can of spinach like Popeye

Smart Question: Why is Ghostbusters 2016 better than the original movie?

Correction:

Correction: Star Search

Plays the drums in a Weird Al tribute band

Thanks God everday he gets home that he didn't get exploded

Makes Mr. Hoonie sleep in a tent in the backyard

Is having trouble keeping up with all the preorders of his latest fanfic, The A-Team

Played the cowbell on Blue Oyster Cult's "Don't Fear The Reaper"

Is running for Mayor in Willows, California

Bacon, eggs, grits and tang

As if spending my only off day taking care of bullshit with my uncle wasn't bad enough for some reason he had this old hag tagging along with us. I don't want to be mean but she said somethng kinda that rubbed me and my uncle the wrong way. He told her I was so-so's grandson and she responded by saying "how she's doing" SHE'S BEEN DEAD FOR 8 FUCKING YEARS!!! Why is this old woman here with us in the first place? I knew I should've turned my off for the day.

Thought octopi was baking a pie in the shape of an octopus

I hate the Simpsons movie.

I'm in the mood to go a few rounds in Dr. Mario tonight when I get home

Shall I get the chair of justice?

Was roommates with this guy

Put some chicken breasts, peas and carrots and cream of chicken in the crockpot. I'm going to add the egg noodles when I get home from work tonight.