Mode 7

His woman often spanks his ass for misbehaving

Zeni found out the hard way that she's an expert at flogging

Will spank that ass just for fun

The dude said something about fiber we'll find out in two weeks

The tech guy didn't do anything because he said that there was nothing he could do since there's not enough history on the new modem. So I have to wait two weeks for whatever the fuck. He did say I wasn't going to get charged for this because he didn't do anything while he was here. In all the years I've been a customer I've never been charged for a technician so this must be a new thing. At least he was honest in saying that I should switch over to somebody else.

I've been having problems with my Internet for awhile. I've had 4 technicians come out, the modem has been charged twice and the shit still keeps dropping out. They checked the wiring and it's still not working properly. Got a new modem yesterday and 20 minutes after the tech guy leaves the Internet drops and drops several times afterwards. I wake up this morning no Internet again and for the cherry on top I got my bill. I got a rate increase and they charged me for the tech visits, $160.00. W.O.W. can kiss my ass if they think I'm going to pay for a service that hasn't been fixed and I told them that over the phone. When threatened to cancel my account they suddenly got some act right. So now I 5th technician coming out they're giving me credit so I won't have to pay 160 dollars for shitty Internet. At the end of the day having Internet is a luxury not a necessity and I have keep going through this headache for Internet I'll go without it fuck it.

BTW I absolutely hate fireworks with a fucking passion. I hate them more than I hate dogs but at least I can avoid being dogs unlike the 4th of July

Thought deadlifting was picking up a corpse

Worst off day ever, if I wanted to be aggrivated and pissed off all fucking I would've went to work. Home is no place for these feelings.

I'm still having internet problems. I even had a technician come out and change the modem for the second time and within 20 minutes after he left the wi-fi drops again and again and again. I'm getting tired of calling these people, it's taking every inch of self control to not snap on these customer service agents over the phone. Maybe I should go without internet all together. Imagine the money I could save.

I don't feel sorry for anyone who gets hurt playing with fireworks. These people with their fireworks are some of the biggest assholes on the face of the planet for shooting that bullshit off all hours of the night because of "muh freedums" So if you fuck around and lose a body part I'm not going to shed a single tear if anything I'm going to laugh.

NY steak strips and some baked potatoes

His favorite song to sing at karaoke bars

His favorite song to sing at Karaoke bars

bacon, eggs, grits, toast and sunny d

Also told the parole board that he likes big butts and he cannot lie

Told the parole board that his name is Elmer J Fudd millionaire and that he owns a mansion and a yacht. He was released 10 minutes later.