[classic swim]

Putting the hook ass bitch mug on my wishlist.

ass a gargantuan fuck head.

Random app grabs from around the launch. Least surprising thing of the century that this didn’t even last approximately two years. But, Cartoon Planet. Johnny Bravo. Larry & Steve. Hiring Andy and laying off Andy a week later. Amen.

Just put a June 31st on the calendar for Christ sake. No one’s going to notice. There’s not one person who can recite how many explicit seconds Earth has existed, but we’re so obtuse about calendars where most make-believe months have a make-believe 31st day and others are 28 or 30 so your fucking rent is due faster.

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Hooters lady challenged him to a hot dog eating contest at Hooters!

Hoping these words won’t be eaten and thoroughly digested.

Finally watched the first episode after all this time. Good episode. The screening audience that said it wasn’t like Bebop must’ve been paid or coerced, I basically watched an episode of Bebop.

I wanted Wendy’s, but you can count on Wendy’s always being fucking useless and finding one reason or another to never serve in this area. So, *reluctantly* Subway.

An undercover lady cop tried tricking him into going in the motel room with her, so he tossed a bag of Kudasai’s Tater Tots straight to her face.

It should be Saturday already.

HBD

(Gets on my knees, and makes vivid eye contact toward my superior) Beautiful master, I am so very sorry for what I have done. I apologize dreadfully for disobeying my queen, my owner of this current life & beyond, my temple of royalty, and the very person who has the only say among everything I do. I will only respect and obey and follow all instructions from now on, my master. I know any form of discipline I receive shall not be a matter of my own choice, but to feel the wrath of such a beautiful and wise deity who will have me at the sheer mercy of horrible and well-deserved pain. To teach me to be in line, always; I shall obey, beautiful master.

He goes to Kudasai’s house with boxes of Papa John’s pizza + 2 liter Pepsi and says “cowabunga, dude!”