[classic swim]

Yes, yes, American children haven’t been getting a good source of Vitamin D. Now there’s fucking mold.

Well now we’re poor and with food suddenly not safe to eat because Trump motherfucked the FDA. Can’t quite say it was better before if we’re to this day suffering under the last one.

Airing it as it was initially makes for something. I would’ve expected them to do the Pete Smith Day minimum of airing the Cartoon Planet stuff in sprinkles. Him bringing up YouTube is nice because both forms of the block were saved by archivists and archivists only.

Maybe her husband knows and he wants to gently rub his chin against the top of your head.

The bank lady who wants to sniff yo dick

Is she supposed to throw pies and place whoopee cushions under everyone’s seat? Presidents shouldn’t try to make you laugh.

Part of an actual (11 minute long) show? Or a less than 30 sec-minute long thing that aired after an actual show at night? If you had to guess @helder875

He was one of the top “fuck your religion” heroes for me. And then nothing got better and generations will be brought up not having the slightest clue to shit that used to matter. He’s been gone long enough to where he’s no longer as sacred and his influence is sorta lost.

I’d say snuff films but that actually worked out once.

Demarco be fartfuckin the anime.

Rammed my cart into the back of some guy’s legs. Not my proudest moment but he was a dick and sometimes you gotta get your stupid ass a move-along.

Went the whole day not knowing they teased a new Mafia. Didn’t hate DE as I was playing but it was just Mafia 1 with the Mafia 3 engine. Feels like Take-Two puts full stock in cinematics and then the open world sometimes looks like a light bulb is in front of your screen.

Hot/warm soda isn’t the most appetizing by any means, but it’s fine if you’re chasing or just don’t feel like waiting an hour for a coke to get fully cold in the fridge. Orange Crush is great hot/warm but meh when refrigerated as intended.

Pretty neat. Although, this is my favorite cover of anything by far.

Hey, sexy mama... tickle my bald ass head for me...

Next time you make a deposit, lower your bald head onto her side of the counter for her to caress as she types in your information.

If your company can only run interviews by herding everyone in a smelly little room together, you have no say in what’s unprofessional other than yourself. If it’s not a 1-1 then the recruiter should be openly ridiculed and ashamed.

TiHYDP is too damn funny but I know it’s not really good for my ears for too long.

Waltz for Zizi. Nuff said.