[classic swim]

“Hmm, what should I put on my lawn? Garden Gnomes, or a molester doll placed onto a pillory?”

Alright well what if the nostalgia blocks go away anyway and also no Family Guy? What then? I don’t see why FG has to be this ultimatum when Checkered could eventually fail on its own. Your nightmare FOX scenario is something they’re guaranteed to have already thought about, with or without the most popular choice.

Just let Adult Swim pick it back up. They both can be auto-pilot trash but Comedy Central’s the king of that and doesn’t need full dibsies.

Neo Ultra Mike singlehandedly ruined “I will say” for me. It’d always be followed by the most unintelligible fucking non points that would take up the entire page. Good debate, Carl Sagan. Hope he gets stuck in an Iron Lung so maybe he’ll stop fucking following me in places he’s not welcome.

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I know why she propped that up the way she did. It’s still really, really funny to go into mid 2024 talking about it like it was a big triumph. Shitty beers were free at the liquor locker, it wasn’t the Boston Tea Party.

She was so proud to bring up Bud Light.

Bud Light hahahaha

Did some childhood revisiting. Of all the gentrification and places that have gone to shit, my Blockbuster’s still in the exact same condition as when it closed down. Could still tell it was Blockbuster and I’m satisfied.

Flame wars aren’t real.

I spend 3.79 plus tax on one of these if coffee’s about that range.

^ This was funny in 2004. The younglings watching Smiling Friends want the South Park bit. The people making the show don’t want the 2467th crack at the South Park bit. Maybe there’s one guy who wants a Rick body pillow to ejaculate warmly against, but I think whoever’s watching R&M for most part is going “ now this shouldn’t be anime!”

Nothing else is going on. I’ve surpassed their demographic either way. I don’t have to root for it to fail or anything but it still kind of sucks. Admitting to pursue exploiting a very bland formula depending on an already faded R&M fad isn’t exactly good creative motivation.

None of us had conceivable hope a minute ago and now everyone’s confident. That part I can at least sympathize, but that libertarian rabbit hole has done nothing in the history of anything.

Roll some dice in an alleyway.

The other inmates will hold them down and dislocate their arms by stomping. Temporary solution.

“Could you imagine a world where employers and landlords are chased and beaten with 2x4s?”

Emulation is what’s going to save these games. I’d love to keep parading physical over digital but greedy people are ruining it for everyone. On top of the systems just being old. I’ll only be sad when my PS2 Phat dies after 25 years.

Mine’s just about done. The battery got real fucky the other day. I don’t wanna buy a replacement that’ll be twice of what I spent in the first place but I don’t know otherwise. Chinatown Wars is the only game that even requires the Select button (broken button) so profusely. VCS on the PS2 is also a stupid fortune.

“I’ve gotten emphysema from smoking for so long, and so I’m homebound whether I like it or not.” He can’t walk very far in his own home without an oxygen tank.

GTA 1 or Race’n’Chase I do like how easily free and accessible it is on desktop. Just too bad there’s no mobile component.