[classic swim]

I’m not in any hurry to watch it but uh, yeah, soon today maybe.

And you bought it to compare to the stench of the hooha?

‘Fire This Fucking Idiot Mission Designer’ Missions 5. True Crime - The one that expected you to drive the entire length of Los Angeles in three minutes 4. Maybe 50% of Red Dead Revolver, especially the penultimate stage 3. Vice City Stories - Unfriendly Competition 2. San Andreas - last Quarry mission 1. City of Lost Heaven - Death of Art

Carl’s Jr./ “Goin’ hard at the Hardee’s... real hard with my Hardee’s”

Talks in the Super Mario voice as he types about Mr. Hoonie.

Fucking asshole fly waking me up every morning.

Draws a face on every egg and pretends it’s Humpty Dumpty before violently cracking it.

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At the McDonald’s lobby, screamed at the back of the 74 yr war veteran’s head like “RAAAHHH” and kicked the vet’s butt.

Wants to get his car washed but sees Pooh tackling Doom to the ground with a football and decides to drive away.

Plays football inside a car wash.

Take me out to the ballllll game...

I can say fuck WB on the highest mountain top, and still, CN being Discovery’s ugly 15 cent whore couldn’t be more embarrassing of a death sentence.

Guess I’m gonna spend some hours watching a playthrough. Even if I had the console I’m sure I’d be dodging a bullet by not buying, but I’m sure I’ll like in some form.