[classic swim]

Stop taking heroin and PCP and this won’t be an issue.

Eric Adams’ crusty boney hide pressed up in the air while Chris Cuomo 2 inch non lubed lil stubby tries to erupt inside his butt before brother Andy emerges.

Angrily reviews every Grog comic.

IGN dropped 9 minutes of gameplay for Mafia’s new Sicily adventure. Wasn’t going to talk shit until I saw the grenade kill at 7:20.

Tried to get Kudasai Donkey to stop destroying the furniture at Flea Market Montgomery while Kudasai Donkey went rheayheeeayhheeaheaaaah!

There was remotely zero point in linking Chinatown Wars on mobile to Social Club when the website will not link anywhere of your stats or progress or anything. The cloud save was a complete fucking lie. My R* account’s so old, I still have the orange CJ avatar. I don’t think those avatars are even meant to be still available or not. All of my V/Online captures for 360 have been wiped out on the service presumably because they only support the newest console now. In-game screen grabs.

Wasn’t pushed out, kicked out, batted out nor scooted out.

Bar food!

You caught the Rod White & Blue marathon too?! So damn good. Only watched a few before going out.

Thank you Naraku

He was at the petting zoo in front of the animals with a slice of pizza and Kudasai walked up to him and said “sir, please don’t eat in front of the donkeys.”

Alerts the press that Patti gave birth to a ten pound baby boy.

It’s not even the 4th yet, get the fuck out of here closing liquor stores before it’s even 7PM. Closing an hour before 12AM was already bad enough. These days are for everyone to fucking prepare.

They should outlaw white vans that look too close to what the fucking cops drive from a distance. If you’re a soccer mom or someone named Charles and you want a minivan, get one. I only ask that you make it a color less fucking obnoxious that will give people mild heart attacks for no reason.

Not necessarily fictional, just in terms of Vice City— I’ve been to other beaches and parts of Florida decades ago for vacations, but never Miami. I was gonna go and meet some porn lady down there around ‘21 but it just didn’t happen. I even planned the vacation to be around November or December so it would feel nicer.