[classic swim]

If it convinces stupid people then it convinces stupid people. But just the sheer framing of it fucking sucks. He posted those links with the absolute intention of “DARRRRRRR DAE ALL AINT SO BAD YOU GUYSHHHH!” And then he brushes that shit off as if their own administration didn’t affect me either. I might be wasting my time getting mad about it, but he’s also wasting his own time purposely sharing dumb shit.

It’s pissed me off all week because it has no bearing or reasoning to anything. They can do practically anything else in the world besides suddenly be a kiss-ass to the RNC, but I’m a Puritan for saying that. No one from the past is vindicated or exempt just because Trump exists. ANYONE can endorse Kamala. How hard is it to not thank Bush or Cheney for anything?

Jman you’re a smart and credible guy and no one’s gonna take that away from you, but you really don’t have to share that useless shit more than once. It’s not about playing a purity test. You just shouldn’t give a shit about the endorsements of conservative warmongers! Icarus doesn’t need KARL ROVE’S meat in his mouth just because he saw a viral tweet on Twitter!

“Oop, false alarm. They get a pat on the back as well. And oooh, their back and posture! It’s SO firm and robust!”

Banks should be fully open all the time, basically. They’re banks. Don’t care how cruel it is for any of them to work a few hours on a Saturday when their job is to handle your money. Anyone else would be expected to work themselves to the bone all day every day.

Very rarely do I even need to say “yes, ma’am” or “thank you” out in public anymore. This decade’s all about taking core values you were taught in life and throwing that useless shit straight out the window. Sharing air with these fucking idiots on the road is already a dire inconvenience.

Oh the poor poor GOP. Goddamnit just fucking enough already.

Yeah I’m sure that’s what that is.

Manhunt - PS2

HBD

Celebrities aren’t real people but if a fucking Instagram post that just amounts to “vote for Kamala, you sexy betchh ” is enough to make young people do anything besides be disappointments then why complain? Anyone who needed a viral George W endorsement tweet days prior however would benefit humanity with one big cyanide capsule gulp.

Keep trying out there, ghostrek. I believe in you and want you to do better.

IV - Xbox

Don’t give a literal shit what war criminals think about anything but hey good 15 minutes of Twitter fame.

We need to start working on your campaign so we can impress the bank teller lady and get her to sit on your face.

Everyone will vote for you when you pop a load in a bitch’s ass like this.