[classic swim]

You’re too hard to please!

Early happy hour at the bar, and then my friends invited me to swim. I haven’t gone swimming in years! Their pool is exactly like Tony Soprano’s pool!

Bar food!

That’d be pretty funny if someone on the interstate decided to crash their car into another because it’d be funny to piss them off.

He makes all the sexy ladies go “Seiiiiiiiiiggghhhhhht! Have more sex with us! Please!”

Carries the wooden stick that killed Teddy Roosevelt.

The standard GTA San Andreas copy I got from launch for PlayStation 2, the Greatest Hits version I got some time later for the same console.... and the original Xbox copy of San Andreas. The reason I got the latter was thinking Xbox One backwards compatibility would let me play it as original, but no... forces you to play 2014 remaster with the 2004 disc in.

I’ve mentioned it on my blog and elsewhere that I like how Brak Show for instance tried its own formula before going for the ATHF formula when the fans gave it shit... And this show just had the one funny pilot that was ATHF structured before the other set of episodes built to something more unique.

I could replace Lazlow if he’s not coming back!

It was so bad one night outside having drinks I just said fuck it and took my shirt off. Some light rain and it still felt like the fucking sulfur of hades. You can’t even hang up your phone after calling outside because the screen’s covered in head sweat.

With my wife many years ago, I was across her lap for over an hour, completely naked, baby oil rubbed thoroughly into my bum cheeks with the longest and hardest spanking she’d ever given me up to that point. I actually did cum while she spanked me absolutely thoroughly. The most intense spanking I’ve ever received. I was rock hard throughout the spanking along my blemished and contused bum cheeks.

I love my mommy

You like what you see. I know you do.

This shit was all Quora actually.

My wife , mother-in-law & I recently vacationed in a quiet area near Siesta Beach. The ladies went out to the beach 1 day to do early morning yoga. When I got back to them, they had finished their exercising & were up by the dunes lying on a blanket, still wet from swimming. My wife said she saw me ogling some women on my walk. She stood up and grabbed me by my arm, telling her mom that we’ll be right back and marched me back to the little bungalow we rented for the week, which was just 2 short blocks away. She sat down on the living room couch, pulled my drawstring on my suit, dropping it to the floor as she took me over her knee and started spanking me. She tanned my heinie well and down my legs before letting me up, telling me to pull up my suit & took me back to the beach. As we left the house, I looked up to see a neighbor out on her balcony, who saw the whole thing looking down through our picture window from her higher vantage point. As I realized, I turned bright red. My wife asked why I was blushing. I told her about our neighbor and she said “good!” When we got back to the beach, my MIL asked what happened? My wife said, “I took home a naughty little boy, we had a good heart to heart discussion, and now I bring back a contrite little man!” My MIL smiled and asked what was wrong with the back of my legs. Mommy smiled and winked at me, which made me blush once more in shame! She told me to lie down next to her on my right side, facing away from her. She then told me to undo my drawstring. I said “no!” My wife then said “do as you are told, or do I have to take you over my knee again, right here on the beach for all to see?” I obeyed and untied my suit. My wife laid down on the other side of me and covered us up with another blanked as my MIL slid her hand down the back of my suit. “Wow, you’re really hot down there, you must have gotten quite the whipping!” MIL then turned to my wife saying, “you didn’t even wait for me!” She then slid my suit down, took some sun tan lotion in her hand and started massaging me, taking the heat away. Then she told me to turn the other way and put more lotion into her hand and started to massage my other side. Boy that felt good !!! Just before I lost control, my wife slid a finger inside of me and massaged my prostate until I exploded. She then stuck her hand in the sand and started to massage my man muscle, while my wife did the same to and in between my cheeks until it hurt at both ends. They told me to pull my suit up and go into the water to cool down and clean up. I did as I was told, both women took me out a bit farther (we could still touch the bottom) and had me take down my suit again as their 4 hands rubbed all the sand out of every nook and cranny.

I’ll have to ask mommy for permission to speak and for permission to let you in our adobe. My heinie is so sore from misbehaving!

She will lift my skirt or dress pull down my panties and spank me. She will then put a plug in my ass and make me wear it the rest of the evening ( which I love both )

My wife spanks me once a week ,over the knee, and very hard. She loves spanking me when she has her female friends there . She loves embarrasses me and everyone can see my bare bum being smacked.