[classic swim]

Insane for 2002. Took such a long time just to fall off the map. Like the programmers made all of that solid for their own benefit.

Went the whole year going “everyone’s a silly poopie head but me. I don’t like silly poopie heads.” Fuck yeah I’m going to hold a grudge, moron. WE WERE CONCERNED FOR EXACTLY THIS. YOU JUST NOW CAUGHT UP.

You waited all the way until past midnight when it was dead obvious democracy had lost to finally start talking like a normal goddamn person who’s worried. Has nothing to do with past grievances you’re just the worst fucking douche who’s not helpful at all. I could be the single molecule on this radiated planet who can’t fucking stand you and that’d be fine.

He’s a flaky fucking bot piece of shit.

I guess it’s cool to go from being synonymous with rapists and criminals (very first thing Trump said) to being synonymous with his campaign less than 10 years later. Very nice to have the minority vote just fucking diminish us all like that.

Shooting off all cylinders of Maga tier reactionary bullshit and still barely shielding it with “both sides suck” lingo. Stop hiding behind that dried up twat from the Green Party and say what the fuck you really want.

Fuck every last tool who wanted to “ah ah ahhh, not so fast!!” any and all venting that disturbed their pussy little comfie bubble for a single second.

Do whatever you want. You won’t have power but I’d give you the key to the city if I could.

And even if it’s another flunkie, we can have less Kidney Bean Boy Scouts fucking lecturing us not to cheer for a bullet to hit him.

Wow for a second there it sounded like Icarus was being a “panicky democrat.”

I’ve been living this entire year and possibly longer on a month-by-month basis. If the dems win, I’ll probably still be eyeballing the top of that downtown skyrise mighty good. But I hope they win.

You weren’t hottubbing in the snow for very long.

With the last election, I was awake for two days straight before Biden won. I had a Stouffer’s Lasagna in the oven I could’ve burned to a crisp if I passed out, and then I saw Joe had won. I just don’t have the energy for that shit again.

Yes!

Everyone likes to sing a positive tune about addiction and how everyone loves you when a person with addiction should know that’s bullshit. Chances are you were already hated long before you had any “problem.” Getting better will always mean seeking that out for yourself. But it can’t be stressed enough how everyone on the street wishes your heart would stop for being a loser fuck.

SpongeBob wins before battle starts.

Yeah lol I can’t help it. Part of the reason is them having the very first spark for the very first console I’ve ever owned and another is me just being interested with crime. I liked mob stuff as a kid well before their games kicked in, I wouldn’t be here at all if Salvatrucha didn’t fuck with my family so bad.

The numbers from my fortune cookie didn’t win me the lottery. I was told not to waste money on one out of good intentions, and that’s exactly why I did it. If I had listened and not spent the 4 dollars, the universe would have rigged it so the fortune cookie numbers were actually worth a shit. I just wanted to face the loss head on without giving the universe the satisfaction of saying “fuck you” to me.

Sometimes no matter how old you are, at your most vulnerable you just feel like the baby duck trying to make it to the pond.

Memories of getting shitfaced in the mall one. Oh well. Fuck having to pay over 70 dollars.

Good on my people! Thought it was only a thing for the wealthy but still put off when I first heard that. In only these past couple years I’ve heard they’ve been trying to clean up their act a lot compared to when I was brought up in the states. Glad it’s at least safer than before.