[classic swim]

... • 2001 Kanbu took on the role of Waka Kashira for Johnny Zoo and the Yakuza. Following Asuka & Kenji’s death, Yakuza also gave up on their ventures with Liberty. They could cut even that most of their rivals on the east coast got it harder than they did.

... • 2001 Half of the Cartel was killed in the assault on the Cochrane Dam. SPANK strain was over, which meant the drug trade would revert back to the usual coke, heroin, meth, etc... Colombian Cartel retired to Cedar Grove until eventually moving business elsewhere.

... • 2001 Claude was left to play around in Liberty City and revel in the chaos he’s inflicted. Most of the city wants him dead. The couple gangs that are allied catch on eventually.

Screamed like June Christy when he saw Mr. Hoonie shave his legs in the bathroom sink.

Dressed up like a gopher and waited for someone to walk down the stairs before he went RUHHHHH and made them tumble down the steps.

Impressed his girlfriend by tossing a cheeseburger on top of Kudasai’s forehead while he slept.

Brought a barrel of crackers into Cracker Barrel.

Was the manager of Wendy’s in Minnesota and every time someone was late, he’d look them in the eyes and go “WHHeeeeeeeeere’s Wendy’s?”

Was sitting in the McDonald’s lobby that day and laughed like augugugugugughhh.

Struck out.

My ass. How about you mail what I’ve been needing since late October, AND THEN we can talk about you being useless all of Christmas season?

Treasure chest to him meant hiding treasure on top of his chest every night before bed.

Happy Birthday Kudasai!

how many times is she gonna post a video of her farting on the Domino’s pizza?

Ate marshmallows with Mr. Hoonie inside their pillow fortress.

ghostrek we have to play with your choppie woppies before you end times nut on your YouTube feed

Is going to the Cheetah Lounge for his birthday