[classic swim]

ghostrek you should tackle Benji to the ground and forcibly play with his poppy tonn’s.

Dexter’s burrito. He’s a block on the ground he don’t need that shit.

Lucked out at the store. Steak and a few wine jugs for 15 bucks.

Imagine you stare at the femboy’s butt for too long and you cream through your blue jeans standing in line at the Shake Shack... “Excuse me sweetie, I believe I got a drip of the cherry blossom on myself, could you lick it off for me and stick a dildo in my ass?”

The worst thing you can do to yourself when you’ve had beers is buy chips and beef jerky at the corner store. That shits worse than potentially puking my fucking brains out. Not real food and they charge up the roof for bullshit.

Tao’s theme song.

He’s the Duke of New York, A-Number One.

Oh I’m fingering my pussy lips so fucking hard right now!

Called and Autozone and yelled “suck my d-ddd-dick!” and hung up.

He went RUUUHHHHH and slapped ghostrek across the head with a slab of freezer pops.

Watches Disco turn into an angry talking werewolf puppet when he doesn’t put the marshmallows in the coffee.

Was playing this as he was about to deck someone in the head.

He brought Jeff Dunham over to the Cheetah Lounge with Kudasai, but the Cheetah Lounge security had no choice but to confiscate the Jeff Dunham puppets.

Brought an airhorn to the Jef Dunham show and had some guy tumble down the steps in front of Jeff Dunham.

Taught sign language by showing a Comedy Central Dane Cook special from 18 years ago.

Paid a psych ward to let him walk around the facility in his tighty whities while everyone was in a circle sharing.

ghostrek you should force all your fingers into Scoob’s big butthole so he can sing the cokehead song near the end of Goodfellas that goes awoawowowohohuhuuhh!

Turned into a talking werewolf puppet and bit Tsar’s face off.

Had his friend’s dad blare an airhorn during a movie screening so some guy with popcorn would tumble down the steps.

Accidentally stepped on his foot and he went RAAHHHH and shoulder bashed me into a pile of leaves.