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    Then she’ll carelessly pms and laugh while she’s bleedin’
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    Happy birthday, Brian
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    Wants to play on the Chik Fil A playground even though he’s too big.
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    He gets rosie cheeks and his pupils glimmer with glee when he’s offered pizza from Olive Garden.
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    Answers the door for the pizza and the delivery boy says “seiiiiigggghht, here’s your meatlovers!”
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    #comedy
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    That was Clay.
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    Remember when people were upset with Obama for wearing a tan suit?
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    I used to call my thing Shirley.
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    Goodfellas lost to Dances With Wolves. What is Dances With Wolves? Me neither.
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    Wants to put on a big donkey mask when he has company and laugh like a donkey going ryehhehehehyaehhhh and fart into the couch.
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    Loves having Pepsi while playing Yahtzee.
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    A mother orders Olive Garden doordash and he barges into her house disguised as Simon Chipmunk to hold her hostage and make her cry by yelling “GET ON THE FLOOR NOWWWWWWWWWW”
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    Brings his own SNES to Olive Garden.
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