[classic swim]

(Gets on my knees, and makes vivid eye contact toward my superior) Beautiful master, I am so very sorry for what I have done. I apologize dreadfully for disobeying my queen, my owner of this current life & beyond, my temple of royalty, and the very person who has the only say among everything I do. I will only respect and obey and follow all instructions from now on, my master. I know any form of discipline I receive shall not be a matter of my own choice, but to feel the wrath of such a beautiful and wise deity who will have me at the sheer mercy of horrible and well-deserved pain. To teach me to be in line, always; I shall obey, beautiful master.

He goes to Kudasai’s house with boxes of Papa John’s pizza + 2 liter Pepsi and says “cowabunga, dude!”

Bar food!

Kitty has new home with the neighbors.

I was heading into the corner store and suddenly there was bright ass headlights behind me when there shouldn’t have been. So I yelled out “douchebag” and didn’t realize until after the fact that I just called the sheriff a douchebag.

Was the other brother that couldn’t deny.

She tackled the judge before he could make it to the podium. No real reason in particular.

Picked up a dog and named it Kudasai Dog.

thank

I did! Twice! She eventually wandered off before I could really do anything.

They made those shorts later into the 60s and they were dog water.

Surprised this vid still exists. It had... more bitrates when I last saw it.

Burrrrrrrrrrrrrtt

Outside sipping champagne and this adorable alley kitty made herself at home on my lap for me to pet her. I’m too irresponsible to care for her but don’t really know what to do besides say what a good kitty she is. Tried kissing my face multiple times and I wouldn’t go for that.

You have to eat your grandma’s hunta for breakfast.

Actually I just fired you.

Bar food!

Mafia 1’s reboot wasn’t terrible but it wasn’t good either in retrospect. Even discounting the Mafia 3 style coding. I liked that there was no ambiguity as to whether Sam killed Paulie himself, but hated that they made Paulie an incel Joe Barbaro. I liked that Tommy Angelo accepted his death gracefully, but hated how a guy gets a shotgun blast to the fucking stomach and gives a wimpy monologue to his kids before the credits.

He’s coming. Watch your back.