[classic swim]

Niko: How did the big real estate deal go? Playboy X: That cat ain't got no vision, wants to shut down the site and shit. Make it a memorial to Union workers who've died in accidents. Man, fuck Yusuf Amir. I got bigger problems. Come see me now.

U.L. Paper: Did you serve your purpose? Niko: Yes. U.L. Paper: Then you are that much closer to finding the man you are after.

- Portrait of a Killer. • 2008 After subduing an Oleg Minkov writing questionable things online, Niko’s second task for the government was ending a criminal ring of Russians financing terrorism.

“Most murderers are committed by people you know. Most wives are killed by their husbands.” - Niko Bellic

Niko: You know a lot. U.L. Paper: Yes. You're looking for some people. Niko: We're all looking for that special someone. U.L. Paper: But most of us don't want to kill them when we find them.

Roman: You are looking at a reformed man, Niko. Niko: Who? Where? Point him out, will you? Roman: I've come through the tunnel and seen the light. My gambling problem is under control. Niko: Really? I bet you ten dollars it isn't.

Niko: Minkov is dead, the country is safe. U.L. Paper: Not by a long shot, smartass. Nothing is safe, no one is safe.

- Wrong is Right. • 2008 Niko’s had the right eyes on him before even arriving into the country. To erase his rap sheet, keep his immigration status out of question, and track down who betrayed him in the war... Niko must do the bidding of the International Affairs Agency.

“FIB? Do I look homosexual? Do you think I care about the size of your johnson?” - United Liberty Paper contact

... • 2008 Roman was dealt a good hand after all. The Bellic cousins have acquired a luxury apartment in Algonquin to get away from Bohan.

Paid Disco 25 bucks to dunk a giant root beer float on top of someone’s head at a Mets game.

Performed a drive-by on the horsie ride outside the grocery store.

Dimitri: I nearly ran into your cousin the other day. My friends were hanging out with him. The party got busted up though before I got there. Niko: I wish you had been there. We could have had some fun. Dimitri: Not as much fun as I would have had with Roman, believe me.

Roman: I'll never marry Mallorie. I won't be able to sleep with another college girl. There is a knife hanging over me. A clock is ticking! Niko: How would you like to die? Roman: Having a threesome on my hundredth birthday... I don't fucking know! I'm scared, you cold bastard.

Roman: Thank you, cousin! You’ve saved my life. Niko: We should get out of here.

- Hostile Negotiation. • 2008 Niko Bellic arrives alone at the derelict warehouse with assault rifle in hand. Heroically wiping out all of Rascalov’s men who even thought about harming Roman. Dimitri always being absent from danger.

“No one fucks with my family!” - Niko Bellic

Niko: You will pay for what you’ve done!

Niko: I’m leaving here with Roman!