[classic swim]

Armando: You think Henrique could get a job at Burger Shot? What's your IQ, H? Henrique: Seventy six, motherfucker. Armando: What they gonna let you do at Burger Shot with an IQ sub eighty? Henrique: They just about let me wash the god damn dishes. Armando: You see what I mean, L? They don't even have dishes at Burger Shot! All their shit is polystyrene. There ain't another job in the city for this dumb bastard to do. Henrique: You don't get no pussy working Burger Shot neither.

... • 2008 In spite of his career in entertainment, Luis Lopez receives a daily reminder of where he came from. His childhood friends Armando Torres & Henrique Bardas.

Maisonette 9 • 2008 Located in Algonquin, Liberty City alongside Hercules. Founded in 2003 by LC's 20 year reigning king of nightlife, Tony Prince.

Hercules • 2008 The original Muscle Mary. A slice of Olympus here on Earth. Dance with the gods while Rome is burning. Part of Tony Prince's party empire.

Dukes • 2008 Old, ethnically-diverse and affluent.

Roman: Have you seen this bank heist on the news, NB? That's some crazy shit. I bet you wish you'd pulled off a job like that... Niko: Who says I didn't. Roman: You're shitting me, NB. No fucking way! Who'd you do it with?

... • 2008 When the Forelli Family fell apart, Old Man Ancelotti stepped in and picked up the pieces. Thus, the Ancelotti Crime Family was born. Rocco Pelosi & Uncle Vince do most of the talking on Giovanni’s behalf.

- I Luv LC. • 2008 Luis spent a few years working for Gay Tony. A job away from the gang environment that helped Lopez get back on his feet after prison. Tensions rise when Tony’s drug habits grow out of control, on top of being in tremendous debt with mob families.

- The Ballad of Gay Tony. • 2008 Luis Lopez, part-time hoodlum and full-time bodyguard... working alongside mentor and legendary nightclub impresario, Tony Prince.

“Shit! Michael! Saint fucking Michael!” - Packie McReary

Derrick: Now you've said bloody Ireland. That's gonna narrow the search ain't it? Patrick: Fuck you! Take the needle out your arm, then tell me what to do! Derrick: I’LL LET YOU TELL ME WHAT TO DO, when you stop shovin’ half of Bolivia up your nose every Saturday night!

Derrick: Now listen people, we're your friends. Me and me brother here, we.. Packie: Why're you tellin' them we're brothers, you idiot? That's going to make it hard for them to find us, isn't it? Derrick: I'm trying to be honest with these people. We've put them through a lot today. Packie: Fuck these people, fuck your cause. That shit's over. Ireland's not the only thing that's green. Dollars are too!

Eugene Reaper: I’m a gun club member. I'm gonna take these rookies downtown. Are you with me? Hey, what's your name, son? Luis Lopez: Luis... but this ain't such a good idea bro. Eugene Reaper: Yeah? They said catching that pass at my high school championship football game was a "bad idea," ‘cause I broke my leg in thirteen places. But... I scored a touchdown and won the game. The world is built out of bad ideas, my friend.

- Three Leaf Clover. • 2008 Niko Bellic, Packie McReary, Derrick McReary, and the late Michael Keane, executed perhaps the most notorious heist of the 21st century... The Bank of Liberty City.

Packie: Gerry was right about you, Mikey. Your parents must have been twins to produce a kid as dumb as you. I'm surprised you ain't got three eyes, no balls and a club foot.

Derrick: Not going to leave much residue on the notes either, so they should be washable. Packie: Oh, they're gonna be washable alright. Can't wait to see what sort of kick C4 residue is going to give me when I snort up a line of chop though one of them notes. Derrick: First, you're a fuckin’ charmer, Patrick. Second, it's PE4, not C4!

“And you... nothing personal, but don’t fuck with my family, or I will... fuck with yours.” - Gerald McReary