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    Roman: Niko, my friend Brucie has a business proposition for us. Niko: He’s going to pay me to pump him full of steroids and tell him how great his abs are?
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    - Logging on. • 2008 Niko activates his email account at tw@ Internet Cafe. This will help in future endeavors + keep friends and family close, including Niko’s mother Milica back in Serbia.
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    “Let’s put some bitches to the sword, VIP style!” - Brucie Kibbutz
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    ... • 2008 Niko hasn’t been around his cousin’s cab depot in a hot minute. He did so good with fares that regular drivers like Muhammad got all pissy. Roman has a very special friend to introduce to Niko.
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    He asked Katt how was the book fair and she replied “It was a hoot!”
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    Phone battery constantly eating shit and I’m just over it. Was like that before the cold. Takes like an hour to get to 100 or even 80%, uncharge it and the motherfucker depletes itself to death in 20 minutes tops.
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    I’d pay a woman to stick her face in Gemini’s beefy fucking armpits that smell like Hardee’s ketchup.
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    Johnny: You’ve lost your fuckin’ mind...
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    “Okay boys, the time for pussy licking and ass kissing is over. We are brothers for life. Lost forever. In these perilous times, it's more important than ever that you follow your leader.” - Billy Grey
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    Billy: I think he was a Serb, Brian. Brian: Fuckin’ Slav scumbag all the fucking sa- Billy: Shut the fuck up!
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    Billy Grey: Brothers, I just got word that Jason’s been killed up in Broker. He was bangin’ some Russian broad and her heavy duty father didn’t much like it— Brian: He hired a fuckin’ polack to do it.
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    - It’s War. • 2008 Lost MC handle some territorial attacks from Angels of Death. Peace and prosperity be damned, my brotha.
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    Billy: Come on, brothers, get on your bikes. These Deadbeats have been taught a valuable lesson about respect!
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    Niko: I’ve killed the biker. I don’t know how happy your daughter will be. Mikhail: I don’t care about her happiness. I care about discipline and loyalty. Thank you, Niko.
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    - No Love Lost. • 2008 Niko Bellic has effortlessly slain Jason Michaels. Jason was gunned down before he could run to his boy Johnny for help.
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