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[classic swim]

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  1. Isn’t terrified of werewolves because he can always turn into a werewolf puppet and share his popcorn at the movies.
  2. Is contemplating cancelling Kudasai’s magic show after a messy rabbit trick startled the viewers.
  3. Wishes he could take Mr. Hoonie’s place for a day so the Filipino gf will tickle his feet on the motel bed.
  4. Gabagool, for all your hungover nibblings.
  5. Guess I’ll grab a nice meal from Church’s Chicken for her to enjoy.
  6. He hit the football with a bat he brought because home runs outrank touchdowns.
  7. Was eating at Cici’s Pizza and saw some dude eating with an Andy Capp nose and laughed and threw BBQ pizza slices at the guy.
  8. Wishes he could’ve had those burgers with George Foreman where the cheese is already inside the burger as you’re grilling it.
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