[classic swim]

Known disciple of the chaitlocs.

Was a good day for grilling even though I didn’t feel great.

Do bash Bukele, Salvadoran government and deportations none of us asked for. Just that if you’re gonna be a xenophobic cunt then I gotta tune you the fuck out forever. My family’s worked their fucking asses off all their life just to live a stable and humble one. I’ve had it good because it mattered to a lot of them that I got out. Could’ve stayed where I was but they felt different, and I’ve lost sight of that plenty. My cousin spent several nights on Skype telling me about the air quality, the outages, worried shitless about her parents getting home; I took my family’s fucking word for it that things have been better, and that’s where any previous praise came from. That was my bad. Why I’d even dwell on being deported is beyond my health. I’m at the point you wouldn’t have to! YEARS of experience and I haven’t had a stable job since the February before last. Guess I don’t get DEI! Guess I haven’t been living up to the fucking stereotype besides helping with yards small time. Oh and by the way cocksucking FOX News, we also like the Lakers and Dodgers. My uncle in Guatemala loves American basketball. Shocking. My niece has worn a motherfucking Bulls hat, guess I gotta ask while she’s coloring if she’s shanked anyone before. My country of origin gets to be relayed as the MAGA Chimichanga Death Camp Island, AND I get to see grifters pretend we never enjoyed sports like every other asshole on this rock. I’m getting tumors every fucking day from this shit.

Peter Rabbit hopped up to him and said “Seiiiiiigggghhht, enjoy the holiday!”

Laughed at the man who was headbutted to death by a giraffe.

Ate ketchup sandwiches under the Christmas tree.

Knows the black private dick that’s a sex machine to all the chicks.