[classic swim]

Packie: Gracie, watch your mouth. Niko is a good friend of mine. Don't say that about him. Gracie: *Fuck you.* Packie: Gracie, you're sweet. I know I'm too good for him, but sometimes a guy has got to hang out with lowlifes like Niko here. He's got his uses. Gracie: *I'll give you some fucking uses.* Packie: That's right! He is definitely a bad influence on me.

Packie: Niko, me and Gracie is waiting for you just off Frankfort Avenue in Northwood. Looks like our joyful time with her is coming to an end. Niko: That's a fucking tragedy. We should throw her a goodbye party. Packie: That's the plan. Hopefully someone might bring a big present for us to this shindig as well. Maybe a big bag of diamonds will help us get over the pain of losing her.

Gerry McReary: I don't think I'll be getting out anytime soon. Been a great laugh. Look after yourself.

Happy birthday Disco!

Brucie: Tough, but with a sensitive side.

Brucie: Y’know, you're a lot like me...yeah. That's right you're like a lone wolf. An adventurer.

Roman: Man, I'm going to see some vagina tonight! Luis: You walked in with one, bro. Roman: What?

... • 2008 Brucie’s throwing Roman Bellic a bachelor party. Which basically amounts to what they do every other night anyway.

Bulgarin: You and your f***’t boss will be killed for this. I will do everything in my power to- Luis: Shit, I think the signal's dropping, man. Later, bro.

Luis: He cut that cook's head off. Long story short he wants us dead. Tony: Poor old chef. What were you doing talking to these guys without me, Lou?

- In The Crosshairs. • 2008 The diamonds Liberty City’s most hardened criminals have spent the past months playing hot potato with belonged to Ray Bulgarin. Russian’s got it in his head that Luis knew or care of the rocks origins... making Lopez a higher priority on Bulgarin’s hitlist than Niko.

Luis: Yo, what the fuck? Is that the guy we bought the ice from? Bulgarin: You colluded with him to steal from me.

Bulgarin: ...I believe you partnered with him in a diamond deal.

Bulgarin: Have you... opened it yet?

Luis: Yeah, what's up. I'm here. Bulgarin: Ah, yeah okay. You are in position. Do you see a box in front of you?

Phil: This ain't a fucking joke. You got a wife, you got a ma, don't play around with your life. Niko: Don't play around with other people's lives either. I don't want to take a bullet or a stint in the pen for anyone else's fuck up. Frankie: Alright guys, shit. I'm sorry.

- To Live and Die in Alderney. • 2008 Either the heroin’s revealed its curse yet again, or Phil’s nephew Frankie is a fucking idiot. Niko & Phil escape from Sal’s with the FIB on their tail.

Frankie: I ain't seen a soul, boss. It's a ghost house.

“You know, since you don't look like you're full of crap... how could I say no?” - Phil Bell

Niko: Why do you think I put my neck on the line for you? Because I need help with something.

- For The Man Who Has Everything. • 2008 Yusuf Amir wants an entire subway train.

Luis: I don't know why I hang out with you, bro. Yusuf: 'Cause you fucking love this shit, homie!