[classic swim]

Killing or sparing Darko is great because neither option will redeem Niko, but both options redeem Roman. That’s really the only time where neither player choice was a mistake. No scripted nagging and it’s perfectly clear why they even bothered staying cousins.

Sometimes he wishes he was a cupcake.

When the neighbors at the very end of the street visit him, he says to the littlest “that’s my recliner, dumbass!”

Hosts nudist puppet shows of The Tracey Ullman Show every Thursday night.

Watched an ep and thought it’d be better if he was naked.

Nichelle Nichols said he was in Alaska hunting polar bears.

Asks the aliens where they get the steel resources to build their UFOs and gadgets when their home planets are shallow deserts.

Happy birthday!!!

Remembers his first time with a prostitute where he was like “it’s actually time for you to stroke my penis. It’s actually time for you to do that.”

Sat next to Nicole Kidman for a screening of Madea Goes to Jail. He also found a promotional golden egg in the auditorium.

I haven’t had the means for modding in a long time. I’m also just uninterested with it when I know my system’s as stable as it will ever be. There’s at least one I’d want and I still wouldn’t take any chances for when it runs awful.

He got banned from the movies for yelling at the projector.

Has his own lists of episodes titled The Tao Episodes.

Refuses to eat anything without reading the nutrition facts.