[classic swim]

Misses when the movie trailers in the 2000s always played I WANNA ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIHIGHIHHHT

Wants to play Hungry Hungry Hippos.

Took some Pringles away from Bob Costas.

Closely gazes at the dried up shit on the baboon’s butt at the Central Park Zoo.

Goes on a big rant about how paper straws at Olive Garden don’t work and purposely spills the scratch lasagna all over his lap so Kudasai’s waitress can orgasm

Met Larry The Cable Guy at a public bathroom that wasn’t Olive Garden’s just for Larry to say “them bitches be disrespecting”

I mean what stopped Don Knotts from prejacking his undies at the thought of his own dog shitting on his scrawny naked chest?

I mean what stopped Mr. Giraffe here from taking dat 18 inch purple tongue all around her fucking pussy?

You think Richard Kline had buried penis and paid ladies a couple Gs to go laugh and tug at his sad lil retracting cock for 13 minutes? I mean what stopped him from forcing it out with his two fingers and fire shootin a lil drooplees straight up the elephant trunk for all to see?

Also filmed Kudasai beatin the straight fuck outta me with his bare fists at Olive Garden for buttfucking an Italian waiter against the urinal.

Took one good look at Zoombubba and said

Some shots reminded me of Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door. Specifically the news reports IDing Vincent at the beginning of the movie. Idk that just stuck with me.

Can’t control when the movie begins or ends.

Behind Enemy Lines was the only thing from him that I saw. Didn’t know he was almost on Brady Bunch.

Thank you, K_N, for the congregation.

When you make him mad he turns into a bull and starts chasing you around the house making very loud bull noises.

Was asked to leave Olive Garden and steam started emerging from his ears.

Walks up to someone at the public pool and says “it’s actually time for you to get your shit fucked.”

Had money under the table for USA Network to run 4 seasons of "The Seight Show! Starring, Seiiiiighhhhht!"

Please fart cum into Steve Schrippa’s wine glass so that we can hold hands and put our lips to it at the same time