[classic swim]

Haven’t checked recently but I’ll miss the notoriously low Google reviews of the place complaining about the bugs.

Goes up to all the sexy and attractive females and says “yeah, [classic swim] ate my head.” They pet his penis sweetly upon delivering the message.

The reference to Uncle Fester in Better Call Saul just made him wish to his godmother that Uncle Fester really was a secret gun for hire in New Mexico.

The sexiest lady wanted Tao to rub some lotion on her back, and he turned around and said “dude... eat a fricken whamshee bowl.”

He gives the Russian vampires 20 Gs to kidnap Mr. Hoonie and force him to become a communist.

Put on the Chuck E Cheese costume and smacked ghostrek really hard on his bald head.

Convinced ghostrek to kick down the bathroom stall Buddy was using as the ultimate scare tactic.

Still dreams of seeing Mickey and Minnie Mouse arguing in the Wisconsin drive thru of a Taco Bell.

- Houser’s current favorite section: Red Dead 2, GTA IV as a whole, the “middle section” of GTA V, and the end of Red Dead 1. - Houser’s underrated ‘figuring it out’ section: Red Dead 1, GTA III and Bully. - Bully sequel never taking off because of “bandwidth issues” and working on limited crew. - He reaffirmed where he was being interviewed was where they ran the E3 for GTA III with barely impressed results - - eyes were on State of Emergency instead. - Plugged his “American Caper” comic which will be a Grand Theft Auto esque graphic novel series to debut in November.

Live discussion with Dan Houser is starting.

He was sleeping in the nude and dreaming about Andy Capp comics when Tao snuck in his bedroom and lit firecrackers under his bed.

Liked Landon Ricketts a lot less on this playthrough. Catty old shit who couldn’t handle being a wash up. He’s around for like 3 missions and makes scarce before the Revolution even reaches conflict. Mexico was always the most valuable chapter and never because of him.

Wished it wasn’t inhumane for dogs to participate in a hotdog eating contest.

Plays the Plok harmonica in the background during sex.

It didn’t show your shit on the ticker

So hungry lately.

HBD!

Went to the nightclub to see the scariest red army soldier tackle ghostrek to the ground and forcibly fuck his twig butt in front of all the females.

Became the sole cashier for the Rock and Minerals store in Grand Rapids. He’s dressed up like a gopher for the entirety of his shift and screams RUUUUHHHHH at all the customers after they buy their rocks.