[classic swim]

If I scratch my balls nice and good with a fork, including part of the crack, and paid you 42 dollars... would you suckle that shit up and down real slow for ten minutes?

By [classic swim], Friday at 06:32 PM in General Discussion

Vice City - GTA VI 1 2 3 4 8

By [classic swim], October 29, 2023 in Games

• vc + vice city stories + scarface
• gta 6 (scheduled may 26 2026)

Sopranos 1 2 3 4

By [classic swim], January 9, 2024 in Movies & Television

Hey guys! Wouldn’t it be cool if we just individually made 25 fucking threads within the span of two days?

By [classic swim], Wednesday at 05:50 PM in General Discussion

Mafia

By [classic swim], July 7 in Games

Dawg... don’t fuck with me if you not a hook-ass bitch.

By [classic swim], June 30 in General Discussion

12 oz. Mouse: 20th Anniversary

By [classic swim], June 19 in Toonami & [adult swim]

Please, ma’am! Please let me rub my bruised bottom, ma’am!

By [classic swim], June 18 in General Discussion

Alright, you’re gettin’ a little too close! DAAAADDDD! OH-HO-MY-GAWHAHAAWWD!

By [classic swim], June 15 in General Discussion

• fathers day

Remember when they made a homophobic Teletubbies doll that said “bite it bite it, bite it bite it, bite it bite it; bite mah buuuuuttt?”

By [classic swim], June 5 in General Discussion

Prank called Church’s Chicken

By [classic swim], May 23 in General Discussion

She wouldn’t say “Ha ha” on your dick

By [classic swim], May 2 in General Discussion

Family Guy: 25th Anniversary

By [classic swim], January 31, 2024 in Toonami & [adult swim]

• lost pilot found!

"American Dad!" 20th Anniversary

By [classic swim], February 6 in Toonami & [adult swim]

Beastiality in Three’s Company

By [classic swim], February 28 in General Discussion

Could you stick your open asshole in Steve Schrippa’s wine glass please

By [classic swim], February 25 in General Discussion

Wade out monkey shit: "Robot Chicken" 20th Anniversary

By [classic swim], February 20 in Toonami & [adult swim]

Testicle question regarding Click (2006)

By [classic swim], February 15 in General Discussion

It’s raining outside. Is it bad to cum before you piss when you really have to pee?

By [classic swim], December 27, 2024 in General Discussion

Xmas Marathon

By [classic swim], December 8, 2023 in General Discussion

Walmart wants to put body cameras on the employees.

By [classic swim], December 18, 2024 in Current Events

Say ghostrek, would you put a plastic bag on a baby’s head?

By [classic swim], November 23, 2024 in General Discussion

Customer Service fucking stinks sometimes!!!

By [classic swim], November 15, 2024 in Current Events

It’s 1990 and Mike Tyson’s in his prime. For 2 billion, would you piss in his face while he’s asleep on the sofa?

By [classic swim], June 3, 2024 in General Discussion

• satire

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas - 20th Anniversary Month

By [classic swim], October 1, 2024 in Games

• hot coffee