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I went to The Cheesecake Factory. I had some pinot noir wine, chicken penne, and mango key lime cheesecake.

gynecology

Outdated sexist retorted, much like your choice in music. Do try taking the nostalgia glasses off.

As your girlfriend, I demand you stop talking about dad rock and we listen to Taylor Swift's Tortured Poets Department on Spotify, immediately.

I had Raising Cane's for dinner, a Big Mac for lunch. I managed to keep the calories below 2000, despite it all being unhealthy fast food, but I still feel like a fatass. 🤷‍♂️

I came across this on reddit the other day. I don't agree with it all, although the most evil ones are spot-on.

I normally skip breakfast. Black coffee is enough to get my day started. 🤷‍♂️

I realize I've been familiar with at least 80 percent of the top 40 songs since 1998. I want to keep this going until I'm 40. The thing is, I really don't like Taylor Swift and she just released her largest album ever. 😭

Chicken biryani, raita, and samosa from my Pakistani friend's mother.

My sister's birthday is today. I usually focus more on the Hitler aspect than the weed with her. 🙃

You know, I masturbated so hard at the ending scenes of the season.

I most fondly remember that stupid bear, but it's not the earliest iteration I remember.

Uh, it's very easy to find obvious terminally online people on reddit with very shitty world views. It really hasn't changed much over the years, usership-wise. It is what you make of it.

ok, threeway with fuggs

A BMI below 25 is "normal," but the average American has a BMI of 29. Figured I'd start out with something controversial. 🙃

The new Fallout show is really good. Well, time to play New Vegas again for the millionth time.

No, these kind of semantics are boring.

Biden talking about opposing the Japanese purchase of US Steel to appeal to blue collar workers in PA is really rubbing me the wrong way. I mean, there's no way I'll ever vote for Trump, but still . . . my white grandfather lost his steel mill job in the 80s because of Japan. He really hated "Japs." I suppose this is a story for another time. I am, after all, a considerably niche voter in a key battleground state.

Did they just assume how you use your genitals? 😱

Raising Cane's. I got the huge combo cause I've been in too severe of a calorie deficit the past few days.

I don't even have snapchat, but I guess Batman wants to be my friend. 🤷‍♂️

I really don't like how hostile America is to pedestrians in public design. It's one thing I miss about Japan; you can walk just about anywhere and no one will think you're a weirdo or broke or whatever.

very spicy Indian chicken curry. Why do I always do this to myself? 🥵🏃‍♂️‍➡️🚽 What the hell, I had the emoji running toward the toilet. The arrow looks stupid 🤬