Insipid

Looks like you got your priorities straight. Her husband still wants to kill you, you know. 🤭

When Elliot was Ellen, I remember that user not caring much when Ellen came out as a lesbian. I think he's @Opium anyway.

Juno really is an all-time American classic, considering the main actress is now transgender, abortion rights are currently in jeopardy, and Michael Cera is Michael Cera.

My Japanese passport got renewed so quickly. Like, all I had to do was send in the documents and within a month, I got approved. I just have to go to the consulate in person and pick it up. Meanwhile, an American passport takes months ro receive. 🙄

Subway tuna sandwich loaded with veggies

Spongebob is now 25 years old. I seriously remember watching the very first episode when it aired.

V for Vagina

I hate that you just reminded me of Cenk's existence. 😥

Most people walk for leisure during the daytime. Plus, I'm walking through strip outlet parking lots and stuff. Not ideal, but I don't have to drive to get there, unlike the park, which is closed at night anyway.

I love a nighttime stroll. I don't care if it's weird. It puts my mind into zen mode.

In a way, I'm kind of glad I was once addicted to nicotine. The withdrawal process has helped me break away from other bad habits. I think to myself, there's no such thing as just one more time. You have to fight urges, and eventually just as a habit was formed it will be broken.

Todd Howard really likes New Vegas and wants to keep the story canon with the show. Very good to know. https://www.pcgamer.com/games/rpg/fallout/todd-howard-new-vegas-obsidian-show/

Swordfish has a very high level of mercury. I think the only seafood higher are whales and dolphins, which no one should ever eat anyway. Don't fuck around with mercury poisoning. When the symptoms finally show decades down the line, you'll regret it.

Day 126: I didn't make as much progress as I'd have liked in April, but it still averaged out to over a pound a week. I can never complain about that rate. I have now lost about 30 pounds since the new year. A pound of fat has 3500 calories. If you do the math, I have burned over 100k excess calories this year. I have inadvertently taught myself how to racewalk. The thing is, the range of motion to do it looks so silly. A fat person racewalking is a comedy show. I can never do this in public, not until I lose some more weight. I so badly want to start jogging, but I don't want to risk injury to my knees. Again, gotta lose more weight to safely do that. I have a good feeling about May and the summer months. I think my weight loss is gonna accelerate.

Raising Cane's. Last Tuesday, I kept the daily calories under 2000. Today, it's over 3000 😭

The other day while I was working, out of nowhere, I thought of when nabs told naraku to quit his IT job and work in a restaurant, so he can "live his life." I was just thinking, that had to be one of the most out of touch things I had ever seen someone write here.

chicken curry. I don't think I have to say what happened . . . again 😭

Billy Joel is not my lover He's just a man who plays the piano

I finally did it today. I was able to run at 6mph on the treadmill for two minutes. I got rewarded with the runner's high. I really don't remember the last time I felt this good. It's like all my hard work over the past four months has finally paid off.

Chinese sausage, rice, bok choy, kimchi, and natto.

Hazbin Hotel is as if tumblr from 2014 was turned into a cartoon show. Vaggie sounds like a South Park name for a parody character, not the main character's lover's name. Fucking garbage.

Fuck her like your life depended on it.

Nope, you get the hooha.

Happy birthday. Lose your virginity within a year, usless you wanna be a 40 year old virgin.