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Lesson? Is there going to be an exam? 😱

Uh, as long as you're able to steer safely, I don't think think they'll stop you over how you're holding the steering wheel.

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Uh, I don't see how you'd hit your balls in that scenario at all. Are you crossing your arms when you turn the wheel? You're not supposed to do that.

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fugg's hooha almost had a prolapse one time

Gayle King really just said "I don't think we should take a break. Oprah's coming on." Way to shamelessly show your cronyism during an important event, stupid cunt.

Doesn't the kanji compound for ghost look so beautifully symmetrical? 幽霊 Isn't this a fun fact? Probably not.

Happy birthday. I haven't had one of those Mexican pizzas since like 2006. I need one now.

Not really. There's someone out there for you. It's a numbers game in the end.

Never mind, ghostie. Good for you, honestly.

Yes, as in not young. She might not be able to reach back there, but I heard many boomers don't look at the paper after they wipe.

chicken nanban

I mean, I thought an old woman with a smelly ass was funny enough to share, so I guess I have no room to complain here.

Oh, I posted that in the wrong thread. Oh well.

I came to a stark realization today. I really hope this is the start of a lasting positive change.

I think the way the trees cover the facade of the house is even worse. That's bad feng shui, bad chi. I mean, I don't know what I'm talking about, but it's hideous.

steak and egg salad with that ginger hibachi dressing and lemon juice. This may honestly be my new davorite way to eat steak or salad now.

So I went grocery shopping and this old woman with a big fat ass walked by me. Let me tell you, she had some major rancid swamp ass going on. I laughed cause I was at least four feet away from her but I could smell it. 😂🤮😭

So the Chipotle CEO has taken over Starbucks. I think we're witnessing the end of an era. Chipotle has taken a nosedive in quality during the pandemic and never recovered. I expect the same thing to happen to Starbucks now. Enshittification of everything, indeed . . . although Starbucks coffee is nasty af. Serious, those Pike's Place beans are burnt and contain inferior robusta beans.

I'm surprised to hear this, to be honest. I think you're into prog rock too, and that borrows heavily from classical music.

I was listening to this Diary of a CEO podcast featuring Simon Cowell. The host mentioned the fact that Simon greeted every single person individually in the room, and this was rare from his guests. Some of the just look down at their phones until the interview starts. My respect for Simon went up. His story of how he made it was fascinating too. Funny how these Biritsh guys with asshole personas are actually pleasant people, like also Gordon Ramsey.

chicken biryani from my Indian friend. I tried making it myself a few days ago again, but it doesn't taste anywhere near as good. Why do I even bother? 😭

ok, I'll tell her you want to meet her. I wish you good luck.