Lemming

Read but don’t speak

Dynamic, or would the very dew drenched tip of the smoke stack appeal to those in my craw?

I’m tired of curtailing my words to fit some societal or self instilled norm. I’m hands off and impossible to decode. What is this stream of words and numerics that begs to put a lease of my life? It’s not necessarily that dramatic, but it’s all the same “dopaminergic.”

‘A pack of sour punch kids later’ *Looks down at the pub* Put a cocktail straw in that, breh. I didn’t belly up to ya for favor. But I will be working on the wine for a hot miners minute. fck it before it hits the gate carry on

All the OG moderators could come to ‘fore.

I would love a tankard of gin. And a flagon of your red home brew. I am going off somewhere and I need to retain my skull integrity, effective numbing of motor control, strength and endurance. Hahahaha who would have thought booze would be the answer to the ever present question, “what’s happening.” 🤔

What’s with feeds on all these social media sites? They don’t really avail themselves of current events and or interesting news. It’s all Tesla, SpaceX; Donald trumps Pepsi Mohawk, and other totally bollock shit show squirmy mfin things? I swear to Shiva this will culminate in an altogether palatable way or I will summon some real eye candy and bullshit my way into the feathery arms of Simeon. For people not in the know, this mf will tax yo ass, then he’ll chew ya up and spit ya out, then he’ll rock ya, then he’ll stomp ya. Btb, I am all horned up. But I’m losing my thought energy to this machine. Send your flies c to the j, and I will engage them Demi god ass play. Mwahahahahahaha time to get “fucked,” but I’m a relative sense. Omg everybody should be NAKEY!

Hahaha hahaha I sowwz. Please don’t tease me.

Great now I wanna listen to Folsom prison blues.. *pays 6 dollars in assorted change*

You got nice wrists. Something I’m sure you can attribute to the presence of a sleeve. Am I doganly mogiate on the right track?

Thank you my one and done is… hey wait a sec this unadulterated. Can you at least find some corn meal and juniper for texture.. ah

Can I get a tall blonde?

Back in the day. They were too extreme. I would become horribly introspective. It kept bugging me until about 2006, when Trent Reznor made an album called year zero. Oh yeah and I guess the few years inbetween I was on an extended med binge. Yeah I’m med, so what big deal, wanna fight about it?

I am making threads. Like I’m threading right now. Know what I’m doing yet? im busy as hell collecting honey for my royal jellies and jams. I’m hawt sticky sweet, from my head, to my feet. and just wait til my next incarnation! But first, I gotta do more b ‘em research. You know the stuff. anyway tho….. *dies of incurable plague brought about by humanity*

It’s all the fracking.

Songs can be nice allusions to better days, but when you break things down you’re almost always left with a pile of legos that are seemingly interchangeable and lack all means of uniformity. I have tried living my life by song and it’s harder than one might think. It can also get you in trouble if you start singing Gregorian chant at a VGM expo. I may or may not have personal experience with that.

I do believe it’s true

It is now your duty to go forth and populate the Earth with little versions of him and you

Yes. I’m shaqin’ and booty quacking. It’s not funny.

You have a doctorate in mathematics? What the hell are you even doing here? 😛😜