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UwPp

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  1. Goose and Mew
  2. Happy birthday vampy! I hope you have a fantastical day!
  3. My graduating class hated each other. WE didn't even have a 10 year anniversary.
  4. UwPp

    Isms

    Libary
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    Isms

    My brain always wants to say it like that when I read it fast.
  6. Whoops forget a blunt or two in there.
  7. Happy birthday! I made you a hair cake.
  8. Coffee and psych meds. Every morning.
  9. Hi yes. You're gorgeous.
  10. UwPp

    4/20

    I'm stoned on this national stoners day. Hooray for Marijuana being legalized here!
  11. I've come to realization I attract the dumbest guys. Sir you really think you're about to show up at my house at 4 am? I think not. A bitch needs her 8+ hours of sleep to be human properly.
  12. Just like Tesla looks like an IUD.
  13. Decided I'm over dating apps. After failed Doberman and kinda failing retriever, I think I'm over dating. Better luck next year.
  14. Idk what worse. Them or the locus. Either way driving through a swarm of them is like hitting a shit ton of birds or something.
  15. Autism Awareness Walk today. American Heart Association walk tomorrow. Idk why I'm complaining rn when I walk more at Disney world than I do in a year.
  16. Nah usually I'm screaming at the cars going down my road to slow the fuck down.
  17. I managed to sleep for 3 or so hours. I'm running on Adderall and caffeine. ... WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  18. Sleep and I are best friends. So much so I have to take medication so i don't sleep all the time. Come live in UwPland. Sleep all you want.
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