UwPp

Feeling bad about myself but also embarrassed to allow a guy to tell my entire family he's planning on marrying me only for him to dump me a year or two later. Like it's your loss because I'm a bad bitch. But also damn I'm going to die alone as a cat lady.

I don't like Lord of the Rings either.

I have no idea when someone is into me. If someone were to tell me they were into me, I'd be surprised and not believe them. I'm a hot mess.

Cats love me. So do doggies. I love them equally.

I've gotten food poisoning twice from Subway. I'm afraid to eat there.

Mew does the same thing. He'll try and turn the doorknob. He's going to be 14.

Mew likes to be brushed while I poop. It's annoying.

Thanks for taking me to that gun show 💪

Happy birthday person I have no clue who you are.

Someone made this for me from TikTok. It was too cute not to share.

I'll be your little whore biscuit.

I've been having dirty spicy dreams about this guy I watch on TikTok. I messaged him and told him about it. ...

I like being degraded. Turns me on.

Spaghetti with shrimp and asparagus. Smothered in garlic and oil and deliciousness .

Currently feeling lonely and empty and emoy. Had a date for valentines day. Someone asked me out. For them to turn around and cancel the day of because they broke their cell phone and had to buy a new one. 🙄😒 I ended up blocking him because my feelings were hurt and I was over him trying to wiggle into my life like he usually does because I allowed it.

My valentines day didn't consist of clapping any cheeks.

Disney tbh.

If I could super heart this I would.

Run her over.

I was hoping for a duck/tator baby. You failed.