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UwPp

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  1. Does this mean you'll pay for my front brakes, battery and sway bar link? Because a bitch is poor.
  2. I live in a house. My bedroom usually is my dwelling place though.
  3. Sorry but Dragon Ball anything sucks. I hate it. I've always hated it. ... That's it.
  4. I'm from Mars. Take it what you will. I might be imaginary in your heart like Barney the purple dinosaur.
  5. Sorry, but I only TikTok. 🤷🏼‍♀️
  6. Happy birthday!
  7. I already mofo did it. HR needs to stop sending me emails every day. I get it. Today is the last day of open enrollment. Stfu.
  8. Snapchat-204793908.mp4
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  10. Snapchat-1780000693.mp4
  11. I woke up at 4 am to see the news. I cried my eyes out at 7 am when I finally got out of bed. I'm feeling blah today.
  12. Have you ever tried masturbating while lying in bed? It honestly helps me fall asleep.
  13. Why the fuck does my niece's cat love to attack my hair and head but also loves rubbing on me? She's just a baby. But she's a pain in the butt.
  14. My adhd brain has me in a hole where I'm overwhelmed about everything and slowly panicking but instead I climb into bed to rot. ... Don't tell my boss.
  15. Happy birthday Hidden!
  16. We're not that close yet.
  17. I absolutely hate being tickled. The situationship loves to tickle me. He pins my arms above my head and tickles my armpits or holds my feet hostage and tickles those.
  18. I never even had a 10 year reunion. My graduating class is either on their 3rd kid, dead, or locked up. We all hated each other then. I don't really need to see them now.
  19. Plz clean your bathroom more.
  20. How ever many steps it takes from my bedroom to the living room to the kitchen to the back porch oh crap forgot something in the bedroom to go back to the bedroom to forget what I forgot to back to the living room and repeat.
  21. Chicken bacon ranch pizza and sweet chili wings. *Disclaimer I haven't tasted any of it yet. I'm still in the car.
  22. That face isn't ugly. You hush!
  23. Just ask for a mcgangbang.
  24. Ich lerne Deutsch. Meine Spanish ist schrecklich.
  25. Happy birthday!
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