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The_annoying_one

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Everything posted by The_annoying_one

  1. There are only maybe 5 websites I genuinely care to visit on a regular basis. The rest of the internet can pretty much go.
  2. Throws mashed potatoes at people’s heads whenever they look at him funny.
  3. I’m sick as a dog today and I know it’s because of this damn bipolar weather.
  4. I just love feeling tossed around, chewed up, and spit out early in the morning. I guess it all worked out for the best but the delivery was shit.
  5. Is funding the new meatloaf parfait diner.
  6. Puts sauerkraut on ice cream and feeds it to the neighborhood kids.
  7. Lists posting here on his job resume.
  8. Makes pies out of bone-in spare ribs.
  9. Makes paper footballs out of sandpaper.
  10. I’m craving something sweet right now. I almost never crave sweets. What is this?
  11. Goes around town terrorizing people with rubber bands. Somehow hasn’t been caught yet.
  12. Needs to know that I loathe brussel sprouts.
  13. Is lobbying to have phone booths become a thing again.
  14. Thinks we’re still in the 80’s.
  15. That feeling when you wanna do something but don’t actually feel like doing anything.
  16. Is working on an album of classic rock covers reimagined in an 8-bit video game format.
  17. Sells seashells by the seashore.
  18. Grilled chicken leg, mac & cheese, baked beans.
  19. Came up with the infamous “Well, isn’t that special?” line.
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