The_annoying_one

I was so looking forward to a complete “do absolutely nothing” weekend. Little did I know I would be roped into babysitting a demon dog from hell with no chance for an out. It’s just from now until Sunday afternoon or evening, but still…I ain’t happy.

Makes macaroni sculptures of all his favorite singers just for fun.

I dumped half of my dinner tonight because I just wasn’t hungry. Now I am kind of getting hungry but I don’t feel like getting back up.

Can of chicken & dumplings

Threw an egg at the mailman because he looked at him funny.

“Will you message me since I can’t message you?” Um…no? You can’t message me because I don’t fucking want to.

Likes to edit Wiki pages with random Dr. Seuss quotes.

Atlas Fallen (PS5) Kind of a mix between the original God Of War and Prince Of Persia games. Pretty boring and generic so far, but I don’t absolutely hate it.

2 El Monterey beef & bean burritos with some microwaveable mac & cheese. One of my “I don’t give a fuck” meals.

Pulled a kid out of Santa’s lap so he could ask for an Easy-Bake Oven.

I’ve fallen down some weird rabbit hole on my PS5 of downloading game after game that I’ve been wanting to play, only to realize I don’t actually feel like playing. Guess I’ll just stare at the wall.

Shirts with pockets are stupid. Anything you put in that pocket is just gonna weigh the shirt down to the point that it’s uncomfortable to wear.

I don’t really drink coffee these days but I will always go for hot. Iced coffee just tastes weird to me and I don’t know why.

His favorite mode of transportation is by cartwheel.

Tells people to rub his belly for good luck.

The best dip for potato chips is and always will be ketchup.

Will only talk to people if they have the lyrics to “It’s The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)” memorized.

Chicken salad sandwich and macaroni salad. 2 salads in 1 meal means I’m super healthy now.