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    Walks around his neighborhood, leaving a roll of paper towels at everyone’s doorstep.
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    You said 2:00. It’s 2:35. I do not have time for this. Hurry up.
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    Judges everyone by how well they play mini golf.
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    I love how certain words and phrases are an instant downvote on Reddit. I post those things just to fuck with people. I legit don’t care.
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    Has a rolodex of excuses to get out of everything.
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    Moved to Canada because he didn’t feel like going to work one day.
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    Grilled a couple of cheeseburgers with a side of store-bought pre-made mac & cheese.
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    This little fan’s just kind of useless in this heat.
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    Refuses to let anyone into his house unless they know the secret password.
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    Is filming a stop-motion movie where every single character is made entirely of elbow macaroni. When asked how this idea came about, she replied, “That’s what I call using the old noodle!”
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    Sings death metal songs in the shower.
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    I’m all for being a fan of things, but gatekeeping whatever you’re a fan of just kind of makes you a prick.
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    McDonald’s
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    Ringtone is Peter Griffin’s laugh.
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    Mashes potatoes with a jackhammer.
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    Ran out of potatoes and made mashed onions instead.
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    Farting around on my plugged-in laptop while playing my PS5 and wearing headphones during a major storm seems a little dangerous, but I'm not stopping any of this.
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    Knows how to fry an egg using only a lightbulb and a wire hanger.
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    Still uses a rotary phone.
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