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    Taco Bell (Toxic Hell)
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    I don’t doubt it for a second. But what you need to know is I am far older than my actual age.
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    I’m only 38. What am I?
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    I don’t know how unpopular this is, but I both love and loathe being a full-fledged introvert.
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    They made me really nauseous one time, so I haven’t done it since.
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    I was just making a dumb old internet joke. Don’t mind me.
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    Sorry to eavesdrop, but…. Don’t do it, man! IT’S A TARP!!!
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    A lot of movies would be so much better if they were only about an hour long.
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    Two quarter lb patties still equals half a pound. I stubbornly stick with what I said.
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    I loathe most overly-happy music.
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    You hate chihuahuas, admit it! You dream of and plot their demise in the most grotesque ways imaginable. I know your kind.
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    How do you know this dog would’ve attacked you? Are you a chihuahuaist?!
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    I’ve never really been a fan of spaghetti.
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    I used to eat these straight out of the can when I was a weird kid.
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    Why does McDonald’s call it a Double Quarter Pounder? Wouldn’t Half Pounder make more sense?
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    Mickey D’s Double QP w/cheese, large fry, large sweet tea.
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    It’s true, though…
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    Ate a Hungry Man frozen dinner for lunch today. Before I even started to peel the plastic off, I see a few stray hairs in my food. I know it wasn’t mine, because the hairs were black. Mine’s brown. Might be angry email time.
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    I keep telling myself to lay off the junk food, but I keep buying the junk food.
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    I can’t stand H. Jon Benjamin…..at all.
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    Never thought I’d say this, but you just made me quite glad that I’m single.
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