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Not even remotely close, but we can make it work somehow…can’t we?

And now I have a serious need for bacon. Thanks a lot! 😛

I literally just finished Scream 6. 5/10 And I’m left with one serious two-part question: When will they stop beating a dead horse, and when will I finally stop contributing to it? 🤔

Who even are you anymore, @Rogue_Alphonse?? 😭

This song is me lately.

Weird how horrible things you’re going through can feel so much more real on some days than they do on others…*sigh*

Today is my mom’s first birthday since she passed away in October. As a result, I have not been in a good place mentally today. But that’s not my rant. My rant is this: My sister stopped by with all 3 of her kids today. That’s fine. I kinda enjoyed the company. The problem is that all 3 kids brought their scooters….but they didn’t take them all home. No, see, they decided to leave one strategically placed right at the bottom of my wheelchair ramp outside. I didn’t see it because I always go down the ramp backwards. I hit the scooter, flipped over backwards, and landed back-first on my driveway. Then, I had to get my sister back over here to pick my ass up. Fuck it. I’m going to bed early tonight. 😐

Poor clock radio.

I’d go a step further & say that motherfucker deserves to be buried under the prison.

Too many trees, fairly-large houses and streetlights around here to see it, probably.

This just happened to me on FB, and I caught the guy red handed. I’m not mad, though.

I mean…I didn’t see anything…. Are you sure you put one there?

You are number what?

The Menu: 5/10 Mostly boring, but still mildly entertaining at parts. Major letdown. ATHF: Plantasm: also 5/10 I really wanted to love this like I did “ATHF:MFFT”. But it almost felt like a parody that was largely unfunny.

I’m actually surprised Google Translate was right….

Godzilla just joined Starfleet and became Starship Captain