The_annoying_one

BOW-CHICKA-BOW-WOW

I’ll probably just hide in my bedroom and watch TV and/or play video games all day.

I just dodged a fairly big bullet (figuratively, of course). Feels good.

Cement Mixer That Bastard The Rodeo Goat

I tried to post a gif, but my stupid piece-of-shit phone won’t let me. 😟

No thanks. I 8 a few hours ago.

How many different variations of the same damn number can call me in one day before they finally realize that I’m just not gonna answer?

AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR PUNCTUATION

I’m sorry I suck at consoling people. 😭

Appliances don’t last long at all these days. I remember the fridge I grew up with lasted probably from before I was born until my mid-20s, at least. Now, you’re extremely lucky to get about 10 years out of ‘em. It’s all a scam. I’m sorry this happened, though.

Loudmouthed Count

Get your head out of the Cloud, boy! Just grin and Barrett!! (Don’t)Follow me for more stupid FF puns. 😁

I don’t think I have none of that shit! But I could probably use it, too. 😟

Little too busy at the moment, sir. And we don’t need to spam this thread any further.

What you talkin’ ‘bout?? I ain’t got no brain!🤪

I’ll tell you what drives me to post in the way I do! My fingers.

Indeed, it does.

WHY DO YOU HATE MY ARMS, PAT?