The_annoying_one

Maybe it’s Maybelline.

I’ll take 2 cupcakes and 2 croissants, please.

Maybe you are just beyond help.

You can’t just expect immediate results.

Do you want my help or not?!

You need a vacation from your vacation. Get to work, you bum!

Please, can I stop adulting for just a little while? I’m just so tired, boss. So. Very. Tired. ☹️

I never think. You know this.

I might have a slim shot. That is, until Vela submits something. I don’t know if I can beat both of you.

Thank you. Also…

Thanks for saying that. At this point, I really don’t care if I win or lose. It’s just cool to represent the UEMB in whatever small way I can.

I had to. That was probably my favorite challenge out of all of them.

It looks like I sort of repeated myself a few times, though. Oh well.

I’ve been experiencing this weird spasm in my right shoulder blade the past few days. It doesn’t hurt, but working out is probably not a good idea.

TEAM CHALLENGE Your efforts to elect [classic_swim] as commissioner were unfortunately unsuccessful. Feeling somewhat defeated, you decide to crawl into bed. But first, you decide to check for any updates in the UEMB. You log in, and instantly see a PM from a somehow-unnamed user. "Attention, Team! Due to unforeseen circumstances, we have determined that our current elected official is unfit for duty. He is, however, refusing to step down. That's where you come in. You must find a way to have him removed from office (legally) and have [classic_swim] elected in his place. You may do this however you see fit. However, there are ground rules that you must follow. 1.) This is not a smear campaign. You are trying to remove someone from office, but you must not present damaging evidence against this official. 2.) You may use outside help, if needed. Any UEMBer or [as] star willing to help you, as long as you do the majority of the work. 3.) How you achieve this goal is entirely up to you. Write a lengthy letter to the higher-ups, make memes proving his inability to lead effectively, post a short video of unnamed sources who have the evidence you need. Full anonymity must be promised to those featured in these videos. SOLO CHALLENGE Your plan to shift the balance of power was an astounding success. Exhausted, you crawl into bed and turn on the TV. The breaking news story immediately catches your attention. "[classic_swim] looking for someone to run as co-commissioner alongside him." Your mind starts racing. You know you have what it takes to earn your rightful place in office. You do wonder how your teammates will react to this, but you know they'll support you all the way. That's just the kind of bond you have. 1.) Make your case for being elected co-commissioner. 2.) Tell a short story, make memes, gifs, or videos. 3.) You may use endorsements from any UEMB member or [as] character you choose. 4.) You may campaign all over the UEMB, but do it respectfully.

Hey, I kinda like their version. 😛 I need to know why some complete moron on Facebook felt the need to ask me if I knew that wrestling is “fake and scripted”. Yes, I know that, and it honestly doesn’t make it any less enjoyable to me. Did you know that the sky is blue??

Hamburger Helper

Yet another note to self. If you’re going to call someone that you’ve never spoken to before, and leave a message for them to call you back, you should probably give them your phone number, you absolutely ignorant dumbass.

Yeah! You stood me up!

I always thought it was E=MC Hammer…or something like that…. I have no idea where I’m going with any of this.

Hubbb is not still on the boards. Hubbb IS the boards!

I want you to be healthy! Now, put down the fork!