The_annoying_one

I was just about to sit on my bed (most comfortable place to sit, honestly), chill out & watch some TV. But that was before I found the huge, mysterious, ice-cold wet spot right in the center of the mattress, soaking through. I’m not mad. I’m just….what the hell?

I’m younger than both of y’all. I’ll be 40 in about 2.5 years.

Hot? Yes. Sour? Eh….sorry.

Got a couple DVDs I ordered from Amazon today, only to realize my DVD player suddenly doesn’t work anymore. I just had to shell out another $80 for this. Would everything stop shitting on me, please??

I’m feeling fine now, but that is a very good idea. I love yogurt anyway.

Saw this one on FB earlier. Hilarious.

I always considered this the unofficial theme song of the ASMB (IB in particular).

*slowly enters the bar* Sorry, sir. Been under the weather lately. I would absolutely love a shot of vodka, though. Please and thank you

Nothing quite like finally getting over one horrible sickness only to immediately be hit with another even worse one. I’m supposed to have major plans the day after tomorrow that I’ve really been looking forward to and can’t cancel, but I don’t know how I’m gonna do it now… EDIT: Guess it was just a 24-hour stomach bug. I feel fine now. 🤷‍♂️😀

Learned this morning that the (possible) reason they denied me is because I apparently owe them something like $350. For what, I have no friggin’ clue. I mean, I guess I’ll pay it whenever I feel like it. Just seems like a really stupid reason to deprive someone of something that they literally can’t live (at least comfortably) without.

I don’t think I did know him, but damn….

I do have each. Just let me fake vent, please? 😂

While that is a great one, I prefer this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A7Ll4F7u5K8

Almost anything Mudvayne did in the old days. Say what you want about ‘em, but they did have one hell of a bassist. 🤷‍♂️

I needs somewheres to sits, dammit! 😡

This me all day…again….

Happy Birthday, random person (or bot) I’ve never heard of!

I have finally discovered a beer that I don’t absolutely hate. Creature Comforts Tritonia This should be interesting…..