The_annoying_one

Having a taco bowl tonight. Aaaaand…. I basically puked it all up. There wasn’t a single thing wrong with it. Just me.

I really don’t want to be suffering from a cold when I leave in a few days, but it’s probably gonna happen, dammit.

Happy birthday. I hope you have Mohri of em.

I wasn’t calling you fat. I was referring to your ego. Either way, sincerest apologies are apparently due.

Bring it on, big man!

I hath spoken!!

I hereby decree that thou shalt shit elsewhere whilst the rest of us lowly peasants attempt to post in relative peace.

How many things must I spill in my lap today before I melt into oblivion?

I think I may have figured it out. I woke up this morning with a mysterious sore throat and headache. Might’ve been my body warning me that I was coming down with something. Anxiety is also something I’ve lived with most of my life, so there’s that too.

I second this. You don’t wanna toke, tell ‘em you spoke.

Clock’s a-tickin’, sir. I still need to fix mine up a bit. It’s….okay, but it could be a whole lot better.

I watched Black Museum this afternoon. A little corny, but I enjoyed it.

Holy crap, man. Are you okay?

I just learned that Tom from Myspace has a Facebook page. Ladies and gentlemen, my reality has just imploded.

For some ungodly reason, this just invaded my head. I haven't even heard this song in about 10-15 years.

Chicken & rice.

I just took one of my dogs out a few minutes ago and got devoured by mosquitoes, because I forgot to use my bug spray….again.

So. Do. I. Every. Single. Day. Matter of fact, I have a song stuck in my head all day every day.

I was literally just about to shell out a few hundred bucks to fix an electrical problem I’ve been having, It’s been baffling me for days, and it was just a loose connection somewhere. I mean, I’m glad it was nothing serious and I saved quite a bit of money, but my ego did take a bit of a hit here.

No, it’s fine, man. You didn’t make anything worse for me. I just felt bad about what you said about your cousin.

Yeah, I should’ve kept this one to myself. It just shook me a little bit, but I’ll be alright. Another thing is, my sister’s always had a way of dreaming up horrible shit and it coming true. I don’t think I inherited that, but can’t be too careful.