The_annoying_one

Just 2 problems here. 1.) I watch a lot of video game stuff on YouTube. The common thread is that most (but not all) of the players are legit good. I’d definitely be in the parentheses there on most games. 2.) I don’t do webcam shit….at all. I mean, I might be persuaded to put my face on there for a second, but I don’t talk on camera. It’s almost a phobia.

I used to play video games for fun. Now, I mostly just groan my way through them. Are you seriously telling me I could get paid for that?!

Well, then, just let me be as clear as possible! This is the type of butt I like!

I'm saying that I didn't get enough sleep last night, so I may be more confused than usual....if that's possible. Also, a butt is a butt...is a butt. I don't discriminate...much.

My motha was actually a very small woman, I'll have you know!

Happy bir— I’m sorry but this is bugging me. What the hell is a beegbut?

Seems a little cruel and unusual to me.

I agree. Just fugging forget about her already!

And together, we will conquer any and all who oppose us!

Thank you, sir. Whenever the world is mine, I shall do the same for you.

Okay, okay! Just get off of my ass already! Shit!

I know what you mean, but I may still be on the fence here.

Just be careful, man. Diarrhea could be contagious, but I never want to know if it really is. 🤪

There was a pretty brutal storm where I live a few hours ago. No booty juice, though, thankfully.

Okay, man! You win! Happy now?! 😂😂

I can’t post any because I don’t wanna get banned.

Just having Burger King tonight. A Bacon King and a large order of onion rings. EDIT: DoorDashing in the middle of a major storm was easily one of the stupidest things I’ve done lately. 🤦‍♂️

Can you take it all away? No, seriously….

Hey, Google, let’s try something new… I type something into your search bar, press “Enter”, then you bring up results matching what I typed in. Fucking crazy idea, huh?

To the same town I’ve lived in my whole life. It was boring. I need to something something more or less.

I’d much rather just eat dinner and go to bed. Deal with all this life crap some other time.

That sounds like a hell of a lot of work.