The_annoying_one

If Amazon could stop delivering broken shit to me, and making the broken shit next to impossible to return, I would really appreciate it.

Someone better tell Paul Rudd… …..Don’t look at me. I’m not doing it.

I just ordered way too much food for one person. And I wasn’t even that hungry. 🤢 Oh well. At least I have lunch for tomorrow.

How many times do I need to drop my phone tonight?

I’m drinking water right now.

I’m wearing shorts right now. Am I half real?

In the place.

Who wants to come over?

Just thinking about visitors showing up unannounced and severely overstaying their welcome after I’ve dropped numerous hints that they need to get the fuck out. 🙄

I really hate mosquitoes. 😐

Thank you, Pat.

I don’t know how I’m in the top 5. I average like 5 posts a day lately….on a good day.

This random, drunk, possible meth head woman sitting in front of me at the concert last night really took a shine to me. She kept turning around to talk to me, even though I couldn’t hear a damn thing she said. She gave me her popcorn….which I didn’t touch because….ew. She even gave me a hoodie she’d bought, which I later learned cost $75. Oh, and I got to hear her get into a HUGE fight with her (maybe) husband. I legit thought they were going to kill each other. After the show ended, she came up & hugged me. I have a very strict “If I don’t know you, don’t touch me” policy. I’m probably gonna die now, aren’t I? But hey…free hoodie…🤷‍♂️

Couple quick pics from tonight, as it was the absolute greatest night I’ve had in a long time.