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The_annoying_one

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  1. Celebrates the Winter Solstice by running around town and slapping everyone in sight.
  2. Once dressed as Iron Man in an attempt to get out of paying a parking ticket.
  3. Food and water are necessary to survive.
  4. Frozen pizza and maybe some kind of chips
  5. Was finally able to pay my internet bill about an hour or two ago. It’s always funny how they can disconnect shit instantly, but are never in any hurry to turn it back on once they get their money.
  6. You’ve heard of the old “Six degrees of Kevin Bacon” thing, right? Well, disco here is taking notes, getting ready to make the most epic thread ever: “Six feet of Dudeco”.
  7. It’s incredibly bold of you to assume I have the money for a plumber right now.
  8. Why/how the hell is some company that makes children’s bikes calling me when I have absolutely no children?
  9. Started this whole meme when he got Dudeco a job at Foot Locker.
  10. Has every single Pauly Shore movie completely memorized.
  11. Well, maybe if you would get the hell out of my bathroom, you wouldn’t see a damn freaky thing. This is clearly a you problem.
  12. Instant mashed potatoes are at least just as good as the real thing. Fight me.
  13. Will give the chihuahua back in exchange for exactly 32 straws.
  14. I made some instant mashed potatoes and added the rest of the chicken from last night to them. A couple of seasonings, too, but I’m not typing that crap out.
  15. Bots are ruining the internet.
  16. Is opening a restaurant where everything is prepared entirely by feet.
  17. I vaguely remember the phrase being thrown around somewhere in the back of my mind. I had to Google it last night, and really wish I hadn’t.
  18. Gifted -Kudasai- a new wrestling finishing move known only as “Well, ackshually…”.
  19. The DMV sucks. A…am I doing it right?
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