The_annoying_one

Canned beef stew over white rice.

I told my doctor that I don’t like the way this medication makes me feel, so she upped the dosage. Um……..

If you’re going to continue to bend my ear about the most mundane shit that’s liable to put me to sleep, I will zone out on you completely. I don’t care.

Spaghetti.

To be fair, they did mention this trip a few weeks ago. But they never officially asked me to watch the dog. But yeah, the just showing up part bothered me the most.

Did I just learn that Rick Astley did a cover of Foo Fighters’ “Everlong” 3 years ago, and it’s actually pretty good? I need to go lie down and get my head straight.

Fried pork chop with white rice and tomato gravy.

Reheated General Tso’s Chicken is not very good.

Seeing as how you used my trademarked adjective, I can only assume you need my help. I’ll see what I can do, but no promises.

Was gonna cook a roast, but I somehow forgot it was in the oven and turned the whole thing off. Ordering Chinese instead. I’m pretty pissed at myself for this.

Got woken up by a phone call this morning. “Hey, we’re going upstate for the day. Would you mind watching our dog?” Before I could even take a breath to object, there’s a knock at my door. Long story short, it’s gonna be a long fucking day……

Ordering pizza again because lazy and tired.

You have clearly transcended. All I ask is that you remember us little people when you overtake the world.