The_annoying_one

Microwaved a frozen pizza with some Cheetos Puffs and a bottle of Not Your Father’s Root Beer. The epitome of a “Too lazy to make anything, but don’t feel like wasting money on delivery” meal.

Fried some boneless pork chops, and diced them up in barbecue sauce. Had that and some black eyed peas.

I’m pretty sure I just booked my own first class ticket to hell. A friend called me about 30 minutes ago. I didn’t answer because I just didn’t feel like talking. He left a voicemail asking me if I’d like to meet him and one of his other friends (whom I’ve never met) at a bar near my house to play Pokèmon. I texted him back a few minutes ago and lied about being sick. The truth is, I just don’t feel like meeting new people right now. And I have exactly zero interest in playing Pokèmon. Also, I should mention that the last time I talked to this friend, he informed me that he’s autistic. Said a lot of people have stopped being friends with him because of it and he just couldn’t bare it if I ever did. That’s a lot of pressure I didn’t need. Am I an asshole?

Shit. I need to go think about some things.

But they weren’t even born yet.

My grandparents met on the Titanic?

I mean, yeah, your post kind of made me think it was two people. But it’s not entirely your fault. My brain was pretty much at half capacity last night.

Me at 11:40PM - “I think I’ll eat some Zebra Cakes and Oreo Cakesters.” Me at 3AM or later - “Why the hell can’t I just fall asleep?!”

General useless knowledge.

I like ice cream. I like cake. I don’t like ice cream cake.

Same exact fucking thing again tonight, amplified by 1000.

I realized that right after I posted this. But I said “Fuck it. I’m not editing this.”

Happy Birthday, you two!

I told Elmo I’m not tickling him anymore. It’s downright creepy!

McDonald’s. Fish sandwich & fries.

I’m getting death threats on Reddit because I said I’m not always able to eat as healthy as I should. I love it.

How the hell are you gonna charge me to get a copy of my own medical records?

https://www.facebook.com/reel/2624074154436497?fs=e&s=TIeQ9V&mibextid=0NULKw

Chicken, rice, a pounding headache, and a couple of really damn loud houseguests.