Man, what a night it’s been.
I didn’t have anything in my house that I wanted to eat tonight, so I decided to just DoorDash something. A little while later, my doorbell rings and I think it’s my food. It was some random guy wanting to do yard work in exchange for a few bucks. I never carry any cash on me whatsoever, and I apologetically told him so.
Then, he asked me for something to eat. The only thing I really had was an apple, which I gladly gave him. He said “thank you”. Then, my food arrived….right in front of him. I felt like a total asshole and I’m not sure why.