Gyaos

Ant. Wah-tur. Lan-caster. Cuh-rib-be-uhn. Our. New-Orluhns. Eye-urn. I wonder how many people say "oil" as "ool," or if it's just a regional thing restricted to my area.

Thanks to Zeni, I can never drink a Redd's Wicked Apple ale in good conscious again.

Bold of you to assume I have any chance of getting married.

I've never had a complaint about any of Rumiko Takahashi's works. I'm sure that what she has in store will be solid.

I'm sorry to hear that you've experienced the nightmare that a lot of people don't want to go through. My neighbor had it. She yells to me every time I go out: "BE CAREFUL." If I get that illness, it won't be because I was careless. Very glad that you're making it through all of this shit.

Scented candles meant to imitate existing foods.

TeenSpot, a website intended for teens that was actually filled with people who were much older than they claimed to be.

I'm more worried about what these fuckers can do to the bees. Several of them can destroy an entire beehive in only a few hours.

I drank. Went to nap. Woke up. Now I'm a little more sober than I was 5 hours ago.