Gyaos

I have a flip phone. I have to delete texts, otherwise my inbox fills up and won't accept anymore.

Beginning May 4th, of course...

My high school sucked, so I can't relate to this in that regard. I don't keep tabs on people I went with, nor do I communicate with anybody who was part of my graduating class. I keep connections with people I worked with or went to college to, but these conversations usually pop up with neighborhood friends I grew up with as a child and not someone I went to school with.

Went to pick up grocery stores earlier today. Thought I'd get a quick ice cream at the local Dairy Queen. Nope. It was cordoned off because someone OD'd in the fucking drive thru. In the drive thru. I'm sick of the drug epidemic in this city and this state.

Or "incel." I miss the days when "loser" was the all-encompassing insult.

I had this problem when I was a kid. As an adult? Not so much anymore.

Being proud of his wife for doing a tough job outside of the office makes Sponges a simp? You either don't know what the word entails, or you're just bad at making jokes.

Potentially NSFW. Blood portrayed in the below image.

I'm curious. Was it The Last Dab or was it the XXX version of the hot sauce? I tried the latter with some boneless ribs and it fucked me up. It comes in this bottle: I've never had the original. This hot sauce tastes very flavorful too, but I've only ever tried the XXX version. It was just too much.

I scored a 10, which surprised me. I thought my score would be just a little bit higher.