Gemini

Okay, Fiona Apple. (Inb4Stilgarsays"Who?")

So let me understand this correctly: You trolled the fuck out of me because you were jealous of the fact I married a woman who in your own words is very attractive and you only called her ugly because you knew it would get under my skin? That explains everything. Fuck off, pal.

I love when my oldest brother comes over and gives me shit for not feeling well due to the weather. He knows how my allergies get sometimes.

What is what I won't hear around Easter this year? lol

Why would someone buy a guitar from Goodwill? (Then I see some of them on their website and I'm not gonna lie, they look pretty decent. Oh, and it's kind of a bidding system if you're looking to purchase one online from Goodwill's website.)

If you say so.

Remind me to stay as far away from the ocean as humanly possible.

You breathed in the chemicals, didn't you? (Did I just quote Imagine Dragons? Oh, God. Why?)

Yes, ma'am.

Nice, man!

*looks back at you and lifts pint of Guinness* I'm just drowning my sorrows. Don't mind me, friend.

Honestly, if the roles were reversed, I'd expect you to tell me to drink more water. I'm only doing what I'd want and expect my friends to do for me. *shrugs*

He also wore glasses so there's that, too.

She knows it's coming from a good place. She just hates hearing it from me. Ain't that right, @Vela?

And now, me glaring at you. (Because reasons.) (Also, holy smokes, I think I look like my dearly departed dad here!)

Yes, but she's tired of me telling her. I get on to her about it quite a bit, even in PM's.

See, that works! Either a lemon, a lime, or even an orange in water will help it taste better for you. Whatever helps, right?

How about Irritated and distraught?

Fair point. (Also, I didn't know stevia was bad for you to drink. It makes so much sense now.)

*grabs a plate so he can get a couple slices to help soothe the potential letdown by his favorite college basketball team* Thanks.