Gemini

I would not have voted for myself had I stayed in the competition. I would've voted for Vela regardless of the quality of my own submission.

I've always lowkey respected the Giants. They were in the first Super Bowl I actually remember watching with my older brothers. (Super Bowl XXV) Still, GO TEXANS! pooh: In fairness, I don't remember ever seeing scoob in IB. But if you say you saw him post in IB, I believe you.

I love slow-roasted smoked hog. Talk about meat that's fall off the bone tender! YUM! (I suddenly want barbecue ribs again.)

Sorry, disco. If I had known it was going to be this bad, I would've suggested we had gone with a Grizzlebee's celebration instead. lol

Yeah, but what if I want to see their faces? lol

I mean it makes sense that scoob wouldn't have encountered Mo. Didn't that dude hang out in IB?

I'm like Bob Geldof. I don't like Mondays.

One of the few Styx songs I thoroughly enjoy.

Good news: Farmers, my auto insurance company, said the other driver in the accident was a fault. Bad news: it sounds like GEICO, the other driver's insurance company, might be trying to say I was at fault. Moral of the story: Don't get into a wreck. Also, GEICO sucks ass.

I'd do my best Ryan Gosling impression, but I don't have blond hair. Or blue eyes. Or millions of dollars. *bleep*

I get that they're important. I'd just like to know why they're important. Like...what's the reason they have no face?

I know. I was really enjoying it. I've had a crush on her since the Big Bang Theory premiered on CBS back in '07. I just wish it had been longer.

Have you tried using the trick Anna Faris' character in the House Bunny uses? She repeats the name in a low growl.

I'm sorry. I wish I could do something to help.

I wouldn't know. >_>

lol Okay?

Is it anything...like this?

lol Why?

Yes. lol

And as an Irish-American, I dance it every single day. (When I can, anyway.) (No, I'm not posting a video of me doing a jig. Sorry.)

That sounds good, actually.

So earlier this morning, I had a dream that I was dating Big Bang Theory star Katey Cuoco (before she got pregnant and had a kid). We were in an apartment that looked similar to a townhouse I lived in before moving in with my grandparents, but obviously, the layout was different. Anyway, we were really enjoying each other's company. Right when she put her arms around my neck, it seemed like she was going to kiss me. Then, a song by Jethro Tull starts playing. I thought we were going to start slowdancing a bit because, well, dreams. lol But it played twice (it's a very, very short song) and after the second time, I woke up. The song playing was actually one I use for an alarm. lol Here's the song. The lyrics are also posted below. Hello sun. Hello bird. Hello my lady. Hello breakfast. May I buy you again tomorrow?

Had breakfast for dinner: A breakfast bowl.

Holy crap, that was awesome!