Gemini

Packard sucks.

No, but i am annoyed at you for voting for a four-day holiday devoted to Packard. I mean it's Packard, for heaven's sake!

That looks delicious! I’m currently cooking some baby back ribs and brewing some tea.

lolno

Turkey pot pie.

A wedge of cake. (I would've posted a slice of Pineapple Upside Down Cake, but you're allergic.)

Welcome to the UEMB!

Yes, PCO. You'd think they'd have him say "AAAAAAAH! FIRE BAD! AAAAAAH!"

lol

In all seriousness, I had a psychology professor tell the class that a woman wearing heels did so because the heels were to make a woman's pelvis jut forward, therefore showing that she had child-bearing hips. In other words, attracting a mate. So really, my Borat "sexy time" gif is truly the answer. (according to my psychology professor, anyway.)

It's not Krypton, I'll tell you that much.

Also, Nick Aldis' entrance theme is just a rocked out version of the theme from the 1992 film version of the Last of the Mohicans. That is all.

That's actually really cool! I just didn't want to say your actual first name, mon ami.

Joe Hendry is easily becoming my favorite wrestler on Impact! Wrestling. Why? His Harvey Dent-like slogan. (You know, the one the writers gave Dent in The Dark Knight.)

Your shoehands want to clap for a four-day holiday devoted to the morbid absurdity that is Packard. Your agument is invalid.

That's the character she's playing. Her real name is the one I mentioned. Because...reasons. *shrugs*

I think you did a great job. And personally, I didn't notice (or merely chose to overlook it) because I thought the "spent" look was part of the Goth look you were going for. Either way, you did a great job.

Oh, no. They "killed" Frankenstein's Monster's French Canadian...son?...with fire...I guess? Impact! Wrestling, what the fuck are you doing?

...THIS! (This is actually really cool, but I also think this would describe a certain holiday a certain group is proposing we honor.) Rock on, meatbags!

I like the actress we used for the video. I think her name was Persephone Schmidt-Mueller or something. Also, anything glorifying Packard is bad. VOTE TEAM DEAN!

Meh. Here's some Rainbow.

Could it be a texture thing?