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Turkey pot pie.

A wedge of cake. (I would've posted a slice of Pineapple Upside Down Cake, but you're allergic.)

Welcome to the UEMB!

Yes, PCO. You'd think they'd have him say "AAAAAAAH! FIRE BAD! AAAAAAH!"

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In all seriousness, I had a psychology professor tell the class that a woman wearing heels did so because the heels were to make a woman's pelvis jut forward, therefore showing that she had child-bearing hips. In other words, attracting a mate. So really, my Borat "sexy time" gif is truly the answer. (according to my psychology professor, anyway.)

It's not Krypton, I'll tell you that much.

Also, Nick Aldis' entrance theme is just a rocked out version of the theme from the 1992 film version of the Last of the Mohicans. That is all.

That's actually really cool! I just didn't want to say your actual first name, mon ami.

Joe Hendry is easily becoming my favorite wrestler on Impact! Wrestling. Why? His Harvey Dent-like slogan. (You know, the one the writers gave Dent in The Dark Knight.)

Your shoehands want to clap for a four-day holiday devoted to the morbid absurdity that is Packard. Your agument is invalid.

That's the character she's playing. Her real name is the one I mentioned. Because...reasons. *shrugs*

I think you did a great job. And personally, I didn't notice (or merely chose to overlook it) because I thought the "spent" look was part of the Goth look you were going for. Either way, you did a great job.

Oh, no. They "killed" Frankenstein's Monster's French Canadian...son?...with fire...I guess? Impact! Wrestling, what the fuck are you doing?

...THIS! (This is actually really cool, but I also think this would describe a certain holiday a certain group is proposing we honor.) Rock on, meatbags!

I like the actress we used for the video. I think her name was Persephone Schmidt-Mueller or something. Also, anything glorifying Packard is bad. VOTE TEAM DEAN!

Meh. Here's some Rainbow.

Could it be a texture thing?

I know I'm a member of Team Dean, but even if I hadn't been part of this competition, I'd choose Banana Stickers Day over 96 Hours of Packard. Having to deal with 30 minutes of Packard is bad enough. (That is, when he posted here.) But 96 hours? That's just...fucking sadistic, man. Like someone killing you, committing necrophilia by anally raping you, and reanimating your corpse while you're being anally raped just to kill you all over again. Imagine that being done repeatedly over the course of ninety-six hours! Yeah, I'll take my chances with Banana Stickers Day any day of the week.

I think it's a great idea.