wacky1980

So that happened.

gonna flip it for a minute. coming into work on a saturday of a holiday weekend (for some anyways) is actually one of the better things about my job. i don't have the customer load or the pile of maintenance to grind through. i'm in the process of printing a statement cycle of about 1900 statements, and i can tend that print job without distraction. and i have almost exclusive use of the coffee pot. double-strength batch it is reminds me of why i sometimes reeeeally hate this job.

idk about any of you folks, but i just watched my team win on opening day. do you know what that means? PERFECT RECORD BEBE! bring your baseball chatter here. also, go cubs. #everybodyin #hashtagsareforwinners

mine are pissed every morning because i'm shutting them in the back of the house at night. god damned cats run all night, and one of them has taken to nursing on blankets. so now they can get fucked while i'm in bed. that annoying af purring / suckling / kneading bullshit when i'm trying to sleep. NO i say.

so you should have some reviews under your belt. they'll be lining up to come aboard.

wife thought she was part cherokee. did the dna test and found out she was right (like 7% or something) but she's mostly iberian peninsula and british isles. she's also a descendent of mary surratt, who helped conspire to assassinate president lincoln. and going back even farther, she's from a line of nobles named shelton in norfolk, england. that line produced anne boelyn, the second wife of king henry viii. i have no desire to track all that stuff down about my own ancestry. i'm irish, french, and scandinavian, and that's good enough for me.

if it's raining bad enough, go rent a boat and uber people around with it.

WRONG!

what is the real value of x in the equation: log₂24 - log₂3 = log₅x

WRONG!

yes....those are are similar expressions in this instance. but what's the solution?

what's 2 + 2? (this should keep her busy for a little while...)

i'll be god damned if that isn't his dinner plate. by all rights, it should be in the center of the table for everyone to get a good stab at it, but it appears to be right in front of him, with silverware and a drink to the immediate left. this fucking guy, he serves himself an entire plate of unseasoned pork loin that looks like it was carved by mj fox after a rough night of drinking. tell me packard, how many blue-hairs did you have to knock down to jump the entire buffet line when the fresh pork hit the warming table?

i'm still pretty sure that's a pic of open asshole.

there's also a usb token involved for additional security. i think the main reason for using ftp in that scenario is security, tbh.

looks like an undercooked pork asshole.

something i've never done is mess with wiring in a fuse box, but that will end soon enough. the apartment above the bar is still wired to a fuse box, and it's getting pulled out when we renovate it next winter. i'm so excited. did you have to cut through lathe & plaster to wire the room, or was it updated over the years to drywall/paneling/etc?

lupulin powder honestly, it might be snortable...i've just never tried. it would probably not end very well.

i use secure ftp to transfer files to/from the federal reserve every day. i don't have to; i can use a browser interface if i want to. it's just easier and faster to ftp the files.

i feel ya op. this last two weeks has been murder on my mental/physical health. the best part is that we are gonna ratchet up the stress next week, and that will probably last the whole month of april. i need to quit one of these damn jobs before they tag-team my ass into an early grave.

i was leaning against a tree for balance (had to be still for awhile while the deer wandered in). when i finally took the shot, a lot of the noise bounced off the tree and caught me full in the right ear. i was deaf for a day or two on that side after one shot.

inorite? that's all i ever used, with the singular exception of one kill i made with a .44 winchester.

illinois has recently (late 90's i believe) opened up the list of allowed firearms to include center-fire revolvers or single-shot handguns, but when i was a kid, it was only shotgun or muzzle loader. if shotgun hunting, you had to use a plug to restrict a load to 3 slugs. i used my semi-auto 12ga ithaca deerslayer, and i was as good with it at <75yd as i was with any rifle. i'm pretty sure i landed fatal shots more often than i missed over the years. never got my monster buck though

some states only allow shotguns, handguns, and/or muzzle loaders for deer hunting.

you'll watch when i send you the cam link. don't lie.