wacky1980

i spent the weekend plowing your okc crush. nah, not really. i actually turned her basic ass down. two times.

i assume he's adjusting his erection under the table in that gif. the little wiggle at the end kinda gives it away.

how about the lizard-devil eyes on the lady behind him? also, this dude is the smugest of fucks.

you always manage to find that silver lining. even if it's buried deep in the folds.

congratulations. you've achieved as much in life as every other low-skill loser with a similar job description (and there are a lot of you out there). only difference is, people usually get there while still in the 18-24 demographic, and then move up. it's not supposed to be where you peak.

i actually do believe that a claims rep is one of the shittiest jobs out there, unless you're actually shoveling shit. at least if you're doing that, you're still getting in a little physical exercise.

unless your job entails literally working in shit or janitoring a casino brig, i don't see how it could be shittier than a telephone insurance claims handler.

oh, that's right. you don't sell shit. you juts process claims. that's even worse.

itt: fuggs brags about selling ripoff whole life policies, then calls liability insurance a ripoff.

yeah. it's called a general liability policy. it has nothing to do with life, health, or auto. you work in insurance? are you sure?

who said i don't have life insurance?

it's not even a life insurance policy. don't you work for an insurance company? you should probably know that there are other types of policies out there besides whatever fucked up whole life racket you're shilling to strangers over the phone.

having the largest $ payouts at an insurance company isn't really something you'd want to celebrate. also, please don't advise me on life insurance. correction. please don't advise anyone on life insurance.

the policies are worth "several millions of dollars a day"? or they're worth several millions of dollars all the time, and you just get the privilege of pulling them up on your call center screen every day? i have a $1M policy. does that make me one of your whales too?

kinda, yeah. i hate these damnable creatures.

in that case, right side.

and it only took 3 months! nice work!

it's a matter of perspective, really. if i'm standing at the foot of the bed looking up at the headboard, i would sleep on the left side. if i'm laying down to sleep and i'm facing up, i'm on the right side. but if i'm sleeping face down, i'm on the left side. this one's a doozy.

anyways, morning. i hate my shower because it's a claw-foot tub with one of those 360 degree curtains,. it's narrow and the curtain sticks to your arms once you're wet. so i'm in and out as fast as possible. it doesn't add much time to getting ready for work, so i just mess with it in the morning. also, i like to get it on with wife first thing in the morning, so it just makes sense to hop in the shower after that.

if we're picking up any dipshits, i'd prefer they had attained the rank of captain at the least. second lieutenant dipshit? nothx, come back in a couple years.

i'm picking up an sr9 in a few weeks. good cannons, this style.

meh, who needs real_aircooledman when we have our very own @CaptainDipshit?

voluntarily? that's hot.

#balla #highrolla #droppinstax

...a swedish fish milkshake ipa?