wacky1980

the stuff being released today probably is today's music. but the old stuff, probably not so much.

top 5 for me. my next 30 minutes is kid a subterranean homesick alien lotus flower there, there identikit national anthem jigsaw falling into place how to disappear completely and everybody at the bank keeps giving me crooked looks when they hear the music i'm listening to. they're all old af and this ain't no hank williams song.

i know. it's odd since you don't even live there, but here we are.

says the self-proclaimed easiest hole in northern GA.

this is why you have no friends on here.

karma police everything in its right place paranoid android fake plastic trees idioteque burn the witch no surprises that's my next 30 minutes.

i was about to say i was rocking out to radiohead this morning at the bank, but i think that's not accurate unless by "rocking" we're talking about the autistic kind.

wifey lost her edge. i got a text from ticketmaster that there were some additional radiohead tickets released for tonight's show in chicago. decent location too, for $99 each. twenty years ago, she would have george-carlin-in-jay-and-silent-bob hitched her way there if that's what it took. this morning, she thought about it for a few seconds and said "we can't swing that one." but we could have. when did she become more responsible than me?

i like how they print a new menu daily. kinda sad that all but two of them are ales though.

it's that or one of those hazy IPAs that's all the rage this year. they could have given that thing a bit more foam though.

i just realized i haven't had to do this since i quit smoking a month ago. so my answer is "not any more."

If I can't show you a good time while we're drinking, then I'm a fucking failure at life. It's kinda my profession. Not to worry though, I can deliver. Speaking of, I just made a few dozen adult freeze pops, strawberry margarita and peach-mango funstuffs.

Drank the first bottle of this tonight. I was expecting a sweet, malty mess, but I was pleasantly surprised. It was sweet, but nowhere near what I was expecting. The hops were a little on the lighter side, but the unique flavors imparted by the experimental strain were all there. Might need to increase the hop bill by another 50% next time. Balance was malt-heavy because of weak fermentation, but not bad. Aroma was also a bit sweet but also hoppy and appealing. Mouth feel was thin. Not sure if a better fermentation would fix that, or if I should add some oats or lactose to boost body. Aftertaste was bitter, as expected, but not dank or piney. With a little tweaking, I think this has the ability to become a very good IPA. Gonna make a couple adjustments and try it again soon. But for now, I have a couple cases to drink through. Sacrifices...

so i was in high school. gf and i were both still virgins, so the first time was a little nutty. we were in her bedroom and we were the only ones home (ok, maybe we planned it for a time when everyone would be gone). i thought shit was going well. then i came first, but being really excited about shit, i fought through the downtime and we pushed straight through into round 2. then she came, and i came again. that's when i realized i fucked the condom right off inside her at some point. oops. we waited til after her next period before fucking again, just to make sure we were in the clear.

i lost mine inside a vagina. thank goodness.

i tended bar til about 2pm, then we took the kids to the in-laws and played in the pool and grilled out. came home before dark, put the kids to bed, and sat in the house with the scared pupper while the neighbors got dumb with fireworks.

do you have a) abnormally large man-tits; or b) abnormally small micropeen ?

first time i've seen "dick nipple" and i have to say, i wonder if it would be more biting if the two words were reversed. i mean, are we making fun of his abnormally large man-tits, or his abnormally small micropeen? it could really go both ways, i guess.

...sun quest?

i just had a mental picture. god damnit, now i need a new shirt. this one has vomit on it.

i actually passed on that one because i didn't want to hear you whining about bad jokes again. but i see how it goes. dd drops a pun, and he gets to fuck your face. fair enough!

i'm smoking crotch. jealous much?

i'm kidding. do you really think i'm being serious? christ, man.

at this point, i feel like rogue is breaking into disco's account and posting stuff so he can instantly respond like the lech he is. bad form, rogue.

best chain we have around here is jimmy johns, so you know we ain't got shit. there was a good sub shop off campus at wiu called international sandwich shop. they stayed open til like 3am on weekends to catch the drunks going home from the bar. that made them the best sub shop ever, just by default.