wacky1980

it's ok. neither do most cardinal fans at this point. on an unrelated note, it was not fun watching the cubs get spanked last night. it was fun, however, watching rizzo beg to pitch until he got his way. even when they lose, they're fun to watch.

it's a great idea, and i'd do it in a heartbeat. problem is, if you bring the alcohol content up too high, they don't freeze very well. and if you don't have enough sugar in there, they don't stay creamy while frozen. i can maybe squeeze a couple more percentage points into the ABV before i need a deep freeze to get the consistency right, but then they turn to mush before a person gets them half eaten. if you want a fruity everclear beverage, jungle juice is still the way to go.

also fuggs:

how many pushups can you do?

go with her.

wifey makes a killer pot roast. i don't know the recipe, but i'm pretty sure it includes french onion soup and maybe some italian beef seasoning. and she fills the pot with carrots and taters too. damn, that's some good stuff.

god damn hangovers.

i was making sandwiches in this little deli in high school, and i watched another employee pay zero attention to the big piece of deli meat she was running through the slicer. turns out you have to throw away EVERYTHING when someone slices off a fingerprint.

don't get a big head or anything. there's no hate here. just callin' it like i see it.

yeah, probably. easy is a look, and from what i've seen, you wear that shit right on your face.

easy is inherently ugly.

i just got a mental image of that. can someone come over here and hole-saw into my skull? i need that shit gone ASAP.

if you're hotter than their wives, it's no wonder at all that they're straying from their wives. it doesn't make you cute though. it just makes you easy.

i also like how fuggs knows she's sexeh because she has inmates sending her videos of themselves jerking off. not like their standards aren't already low enough or anything.

i like how fuggs mocks the skinny people, but she can't post a skinny pic.

yahtzee. it's like fuggs thinks she's contributing, but she keeps stumbling into the diabetes ward with a sack full of candy bars.

quitting was hard until i was ready. at that point, quitting smoking was easier than quitting soda. which i've also been good on for about 9 months now. God Damn the person who tries to make me quit beer though.

carbs and carbs. that's how.

coming UP to 190 for a healthy weight? are you like 7' tall or something?

i gained about 10 lbs since i quit smoking a few weeks ago, which i fully expected. i was actually expecting to gain more than that, so yay for me. i started a routine this week that includes better eating (limiting calories and carbs) and some cardio, and i'm already off 5 pounds from the start of the week. if i can drop another 15-20, i'll be at my target of 180 and that will be just fine.

i saw one a long time ago, with two different songs by nickelback. i'm pretty sure it was just one song though.

this has nothing to do with your retirement needs, but good job on emphasizing those deficiencies once again.

does that number consider inflation? are you investing it, or is it sitting in a junk-ass savings account or hiding under your mattress? will you have other sources of income / aid? do you plan on leaving anything for the child when you kick off? i don't know why i'm putting effort into this.

i processed a $103M check the other day. when check amounts go into the 8 digit range, our core system does this awesome truncation thing and we're suddenly $x00M out of balance. then we have to manually post the check. it doesn't happen too often, maybe a couple times a year.

why do you think i turned her down? actually, it was because she ugly af.